It’s a guessing game based on fact (similar to 20 questions) but the answer is fun!
I obtained the phone number of a celebrity today. One of the publishers that I work for belongs to a country club. The club’s directory lists the celebrity’s home, office and fax numbers. Ask yes and no questions to figure out who the celebrity is!
Oh, as a prize, I’ll send the winner a six-pack of Brooklyn Lager.
are they male?
Has the celebrity been in any top grossing films in the past year?
Is it Big Bird?
Is it John Holmes? Wait, he’s dead…Um, howabout that Hedgehog guy…
Is it Kevin Bacon? Kevin Smith? Will Smith? William Francis? Francis Ford Coppala? Betty Ford? Bette Midler?
<waiting for answers before going on>
are they male? Yes, he is male
Has the celebrity been in any top grossing films in the past year? Not to my knowledge - No
Is it Big Bird?
Is it John Holmes? Wait, he’s dead…Um, howabout that Hedgehog guy…
Is it Kevin Bacon? Kevin Smith? Will Smith? William Francis? Francis Ford Coppala? Betty Ford? Bette Midler? no to all
Is it Tony Randall?
musician?
Cecil!
For the love of god, you found Cecil’s phone number!
Whass he doin’ in a country club anyway?
But to be serious (even though I REALLY want it to be Tony Randall), here’s some questions:
Is this celebrity a movie celebrity?
TV?
Sports?
Is this celebrity married to another celebrity? (Mrs. Tony Randall doesn’t count.)
Is it Tony Randall?
Is the country club in New York?
Is the celebrity an actor?
A musician?
An artist?
A person in the publishing world?
Is the celebrity under 30ish?
Between 30-50ish?
Over 50ish?
Does the celebrity live in LA?
New York?
Vancouver?
Toronto?
So we don’t get the phone number then? 
Did he have a role in the television series Full House?
Is it Tony Randall? **No, I wish. I have a board game by Tony Randall - I think it’s called Word Quest. I usually think of it as a BORED game, though **
musician? yes!
Cecil! ** I wish **
Is the country club in New York? ** No!**
Is the celebrity an actor? Yes (and a musician as stated above)
An artist? Probably
A person in the publishing world? Nope
Is the celebrity under 30? ** No **
Over 50? No
Is it Woody Allen?
singer?
just play an instrument?
rap musician?
rock musician?
classical?
country?
Does the celebrity live in LA? yes!
Did he have a role in the television series Full House? No way, Jose
Is it Jon Bon Jovi? (Even though I know he lives in Florida)?
Is it Sting?
Is it David Bowie?
If we all wished really hard, could we send this person back in time to both become Tony Randall, and appear on Full House?
Does this celebrity have a seven inch tongue and a past habit of breathing fire and drooling blood?
RATS! I missed the “Not over 50” answer.
Is he a vocalist or an instrumentalist?
Has he won a Grammy?
Is he best known as an actor or a musician?