New Ghostshark with sex organ on head

[Indian]

The newly identified species prefers to stay out of the sun—and the spotlight. And with a club-like sex organ on its forehead, the male ghostshark isn’t likely to get any leading man roles.

Story and picture from national geographic .

[Philster]

What a dickhead.

[Yllaria]

Hmmm. They’re saying “sexual appendage”, not penis.

These organs, which resemble a spiked club at the end of a stalk, may be used to stimulate a female or to pull her closer—though these are still assumptions, Long said.

So do they have these grabbers AND a penis? Enquiring minds and all that.

[Count_Blucher]

@Yllaria

Hmmm. They’re saying “sexual appendage”, not penis.

So do they have these grabbers AND a penis? Enquiring minds and all that.

Now you know what happened to Aqua-Ladin that terrible Aquaman fish-summoning incident (and why his costume now has reinforced long swim-pants).

[Llama_Llogophile]

I asked for a shark with frikkin’ LASERS on it’s head, not a club!!!

[jujuju]

You know, that really makes a lot more sense than having sex organs by the anus.

[running_coach]

@jujuju

You know, that really makes a lot more sense than having sex organs by the anus.

But it gets confusing trying to headbutt something.

[Kobal2]

@runner pat

But it gets confusing trying to headbutt something.

Those mating season fights must be hell, too. No girl is worth a sharkbite to the dong IMO.

[Dante]

@indian

The newly identified species prefers to stay out of the sun—and the spotlight. And with a club-like sex organ on its forehead, the male ghostshark isn’t likely to get any leading man roles.

Story and picture from national geographic .

I can’t see the pictures from work, but am I correct in thinking the shark is blind from the testicles covering his eyes?

[running_coach]

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