If it's not a penis, what is it?

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Ok, it is alarmingly phallic, but apparently it’s not a penis, so what the hell is it?

From the linked page:

What’s wrong with that explanation?

What’s wrong with:

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I have a tendancy to completely overloock whole paragraphs of something. So sorry, mods come by and close this thread.

i really wish snopes would finalize their pages before putting them up. when i first read it, snopes said that that thing was one of the two claspers of a male whale. i’ve noticed that snopes have changed a few of their explanations after they’ve been posted. maybe they should log what they’ve changed and when for each debunking

Wow, that’s revolting.

Two things wrong, one of which has been pointed out:

  1. That’s not a whale, it’s a shark. Sharks don’t have penises.

  2. The thing, whatever it is, is way too small to be the penis of a blue whale. A blue whale’s penis is approximately ten feet long.

So this urban legend is understating the truth… You don’t see that every day.