New Harry Potter Chapter Written By Computer

Cafe Society
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A group called Botnik Studios used an algorithm based on the existing Harry Potter novels to generate a chapter of the newest wizarding sensation — Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. :smiley:

Featuring such lines as:

“What about Ron magic?” offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.

The password was “BEEF WOMEN,” Hermione cried.

And, of course, the piece de resistance:

“I’m Harry Potter,” Harry began yelling. “The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!”

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This is one of the greatest things ever written.

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Whelp I’m done with the internet for today. Anything else is just going to be a disappointment.

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You could look at their Halloween tips.

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I’d call that an overreaction, definitely.

:smiley:

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I wish they’d done a whole book and not just a chapter.

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Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.

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This is awesome! thanks!