In the wake of current debate about Immigration Policies here in the US, I propose a new policy: admit Real Babes &, for those who prefer them, Beefcake Hotties.
Anybody who looks good enough to turn heads should gain citizenship.
Instead of a quiz on American History, a Swimsuit competition would be held.
If Supermodel-quality immigrants are available, an express-service/no waiting line could be arranged.
And plastic surgery should be available free of charge to scientists, engineers & physicians.
No discrimination against implants would be tolerated, as it would be Un-American.
I, too, support your initiative. You aren’t planning on revoking citizenship for those of us in the shade of the Ugly Tree, are you? If you are, I’d like to apply for an exception, please.
Are you CRAZY!?!?!? Our electronics market is being dominated by foreign imports, we’re outsourcing our tech jobs to India, and now you want to start importing foreign booty?
Ladies, help keep the American penis working - Bone American!
I realize that in these dark days there are many pressures on the public purse, but surely some money can be found to encourage high school girls to come to the ball park in halter tops.
(sigh, I hate being overseas during baseball season)
Good looking people are generally of better genetic stock than ugly-ass people in terms of not having the genes that transmit crooked eyes, fat asses, bad hair, or, in women, hairy faces. Or gummy smiles - God Almighty, is there anything worse than people with big gums and tiny little teeth? Ewww, YUCK. So you’d be improving the gene pool, and not like the idiot racists want, but REAL improvement.
Good looking people are generally younger than ugly people. Yeah, yeah, I know, the fogies will tell you “I’m a beautiful 60!” and point to the article in Geezer Today where they say “Seniors Are Sexier Than Ever! (Page 55, Right After The Article For Adult Diapers)” and all that crap, blah blah blah. Young is prettier. Old people are wrinkled and ugly. Yes, even Sophia Loren. And young people have more economic productivity potential; as the population is aging, an influx of young, hot people will not only give us all more sex appeal, but will improve the economy.
Although I would be immune to the charms of thousands of gorgeous new boobies walking around, as Mrs. RickJay has the finest rack God ever granted a woman, you just can’t argue with having more nice ta-tas around.
As much as I would like to support this noble idea, I feel in all honesty that I could do so only if Casey1505’s “native-born exemption” were put in place first. Just for safety’s sake, mind you. Not being paranoid or anything like that…
Now, as for standards…are we talking a specific bust/butt/face/package formula, or are you just going to let the immigration people wing it? Will only 8’s and up get in, or can a 7 with a great rack qualify? You see the problem here…
“Hotness” is a relative term that I would not be comfortable relying on a government agency to specify and evaluate. In fact, I would not be comfortable accepting the aesthetic decisions of someone who feels it’s acceptable to print his signature in an obnoxiously large, ugly ass green font.
I think it’s important to accept young immigrants. The younger the better. That way we will, in due course, have more youth genes in the gene pool, resulting in the births of younger people in future generations. In time, we could have the youngest average age at birth in the world!
The Immigration boys & girls would “wing it”, because there is a great diversity of tastes, & one may reasonably expect the set of all Immigration Agents to reflect the set of all Citizens proportionately.
But it’s 8s or better, kids. Maybe 9s or 10s, in some years.
As for the taste reflected in my sig line, I do not accept criticism from known archaeopteryx fraternizers.
I think your on to something. This could go a long way toward solving the ugly American problem. It’d be sort of like a “brain drain”, a “babe drain” if you will. We would get substantially better looking and the rest of the world would be just a little bit uglier.
I am in full agreement in accepting this kind of foriegn policy, but I must ask how are we to address the domestic ugliness issue? Sure we will do good to only let immigrant babes/hotties/beefcakes into the country, but what about those that are born into this country ugly? And what about the existing ugly population? Should there be any type of social programs to help them as well?
For example:
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[li]Free breast augmentation to those under age 35[/li][li]Government subsidized makeup and fashon classes[/li][li]Tax credits for the gluteal impaired (butts are too flat, or hanging to low)[/li][/ul] Come on, people! In order to solve the world’s problems, we must address our own problems at home first!
Bosda thats a great idea you have there . I am afraid however that the damn brits beat you to it - Ali G came up with the idea in his wonderful little gem of a movie. Gotta love the british
As long as the new rules specify natural ta-tas, because of course the idea is to improve the gene pool and reduce the need and desire for people to jam bags of plasticy goo into themselves in a misguided effort to improve their appearance, I think I can buy into the idea. In fact, I’d like to be an inspection agent for the T&A. Uh, I mean, TSA.
