New Items at IKEA

They have everything now! :grimacing:

"According to the reports, soldiers failed to unload part of the train carrying over 1,000 tons of explosives in total, and the anti-tank mines continued to circulate around the country before they went missing. On paper, false information about the number of mines was provided, media reports.

Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”

Bolding mine. (Mine - get it)

IKEAs everywhere are preparing to field dozens of “When can we collect our mines?” phone calls today.

Some assembly required?

Brian

Shortly before the disassembly.

You can just see the man in the street interview:

I know Ikea goods are kinda fragile, but I just touched this thing and it like exploded into a million pieces.

I’m kinda wondering how Ikea listed these new items on their shelves.
maybe something like:
DAR LÄNDMÏNËSØ

:slight_smile:

No, it would have a name, like FLÜRBIN.

Das BïggenBØØMen?

Since they were recalled maybe they should be called UNEMPLØMEN?


On a related note, do you know where Polish generals hide their armies?

Up their sleevies!

Jonathan Coulton really needs to add a verse to his “Ikea” song after this. Jonathan Coulton – IKEA Lyrics | Genius Lyrics