It’s hard enough to believe MJ doing those little boys, but now the prosecution is alleging he molested a chimpanzee!
Michael Jackson said to have molested Captain Cookie the chimpanzee
That is satire, ilike2travel.
Well, his ex-brother-in-law, James DeBarge did claim that Michael used to mess around with Bubbles.
The chimp was probably asking for it.
Running around naked and all that.
Hey now, this could’ve been a misunderstanding. It’s easy to mistake a guy’s dingledangle for a banana.
Evil, salacious primates, bending over with their brightly colored bits in Michael’s face, what was he to do?
I thought, in the evolutionary chart, Jackson was the missing link. It’d make sense. Plus, he saves a ton on alcohol, given the fact that bubbles doesn’t mind a… bubble bath. rim shot
Hook is shot down without mercy following rim shot
seriously
Blowing Bubbles?