RE RSVPs…
I once had a social gathering more or less ruined by a bunch of people who did not RSVP, but showed up anyway (Not enough food, drink, room, etc, as event was planned on those who did RSVP)…
So after that, I write: “Please RSVP only if you intend on coming… If you do not, I will assume you are not able to attend”
Works rather well.
Now, my rant…
To the dumb ass at work who pretends “not” to have a sense of humour… I walk into the coffee room, and say “Don’t get up!” to the assembled crowd, as if I am accustomed to people rising to honour my entrance…
Most of the people laugh or smile at this, but not “Miss Grimface”… Oh no, she says… “You know - arrogance is not funny…”… Rest of the room just stares at her, so she looks at me and says “See, see!!? You’ve made everyone in the room uncomfortable with your arrogance…”
I look back at her and in a very proper tone say “I am so sorry, everyone, I didn’t mean to create such an uncomfortable and awkward situation… next time you may rise, or not, as you see fit when I enter the room…”
Room erupts into laughter…
2 hours later I am explaining to a supervisor why I "mocked and belittled " Miss Grimface… (who reported me for this)… Supervisor tells me frankly that he knows what happened, but must (by policy) follow up on the incident, and considers Miss Grimface to be the one out of line.
The good thing is Miss Grimface is going on maternity leave next week, The bad thing is … she reproduced!
Sorry for the not so mini rant…
Don’t get up…
FML