New Movie - 'Lil' Pimp'

“This is the story of a 9-year-old boy, Lil’ Pimp, who hustles his ho’s around the neighborhood.”

Please, someone tell this this isn’t for real.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hp&cf=prev&id=1808404908

What director / producer ever thought this was a good idea and gave it the go ahead???

A child pimp?

http://www.mediatrip.com/ent/shows/lilpimp/ says “He’s a cute little whiteboy, he’s got freckles, and he’s a pimp-Lil’ Pimp, to be exact! Share the laughs, the magic and the seductive, brutal honesty each week as Mom, Dad, Lil’ Pimp and his pimpin’ pals Fruitjuice and Nagchampa-plus superfine ‘hos Yam Basket and Honeysack-fill your heart with warmth and your computer screen with memories. And don’t forget Weathers, Lil’ Pimp’s loveable pet gerbil who has Tourette’s Syndrome.”

Well first off it’s a cartoon, done entirely in flash, and they are saying it may not even go straight to video, so I wouldn’t worry about it right now.

Think “South Park.”

Yam Basket

Honeysack

Band names

“For all of y’all that know that tha Godfatha be pimpin’ hos nationwide, I want ya to roll a fatty fo yo Pimp Daddy, raise it to the roof and say “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy!””

This reminds me of a time, long ago, when I was in 8th grade, I was pissed at one of my guy friends and said “He’s such a fucking pimp.” to one of my girl friends. To my surprise, she responded with a “Don’t insult pimps, they’re cool!”

Since when was soliciting women for sex cool?

And reality is still stranger than fiction.
“Cartoon book inspires teen prostitution gang to comical success”

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0307/0727comical.html

CNN has decided the pimp phenomenon is worth reporting about.

I can’t believe I wasted two minutes of my life watching that animation.

Gawd was that ever fucking lame.

sigh

And the bar is lowered even further.

Since we had to stop hitting them over the head and dragging them into caves. Capitalism - once you have a commodity that has value you need a broker. . .

DaLovin’ Dj