New news network guaranteed to reveal the worst of Trump

Coming to you on YouTube 24/7. Everything Trump does.

Watch the Trump Administration’s biggest moments all in one place. Top videos, major remarks, and must-see highlights streaming 24/7 and updated in real time. Stay informed and stay up to date!"

Surely a total coincidence that it’s debuting just after the networks pulled out of the 24/7 news pool. Doubleplusgood.

The following takes place between 4:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m.

Trump: “zzzzzzz…”

I guess Ministry of Truth was taken?

I can see it now:

CNN: New development in Mideast conflict.
Politico: Tight House and Senate races in swing states.
MSNow: Private aircraft crashes in Texas.
AP: Britain looking for associate membership in EU, similar to Canada’s.
NYT: Albany reconsidering funding for data center in Utica.
WaPo: Metro looking into expanding routes.

Trump TV: Dear Leader Trump Builds Glorious New Tractor Factory in Iowa.

AP: UK asks for a do-over because nobody believed what’s happening is possible at all, let alone because of one individual.

I thought we already had such a channel. It’s called OANN, or Newsmax.

Yes, but this is undoubtedly directly lining Trump’s coffers.

Back in 2016, there was a lot of talk about how Trump wasn’t really interested in being president, he just wanted to build his brand and start his own TV network. And now he gets to follow his grift. Since it is officially associated with the White House, what will happen to Trump TV if/when he is no longer president? Can he keep it like the Qatari jet?

I mean, “Truth Social” is already a thing. That’s already a little too “on the nose” for a 1984 reference.

Why is this on YouTube? I thought Truth Social was going to transition to a video streaming service.

Well when it comes to Trump and his plans, you know what thought did.

(NSFW punchline spoiler-coded, in case anyone hasn’t heard this one before):

Shit his entire ass and thought he didn’t.

Built-in reach, I suspect. You don’t have to have a Truth Social account to be able to see Trump’s trash on YouTube.

Transition? Truth Social? Huh, I’d like to see that. To the music of YMCA or Diana Ross and trump’s signature dance moves.

Just in case any of you leftist troublemakers get any cute ideas, be it known that comments have been turned off.

I don’t know what the hold up is, but no Trump TV yet. Is this a “2 week” thing?

Just go to YouTube and search on Trump TV. It’s not one thing, but a series of videos.

Probably a good idea. I’m sure they would be scathing if they were allowed.

Though I’m sure that Natalie will show Trump Photoshopped images of the YouTube page, where all the comments are made up, and all praise the genius of Trump. He’ll believe it, of course.

I thought it was supposed to be livestreaming of current Trump BS, but no, it’s non-stop “greatest hits” videos? That should have the red cappers glued to Youtube!

Will the channel be monetized? Will the proceeds go directly into DJT’s personal bank account?

He’s monetized (by definition) Truth Social, and it’s genuinely become the official communications channel of the White House, so …