I enjoy inventing new phrases to describe things we come across everyday.
For example, when you see a plastic grocery store bag drifting across the street (a la “American Beauty”) that is a
“Ghetto Tumbleweed”
Any one else?
When playing D&D, they’re not Thieves, or even Rogues. They’re “Urban Reconnaisance and Recovery Specialists.”
Last year I had to take a mandatory tech development course that renamed the fan the wind generator for no other reason than to make the horrible course more self important than it already was. In retaliation, some of us went about rechristening everything else in the room with uneccessarily elaborate names. Some of my favorites: the sink became the basin of cleanliness, window blinds were anti-sun slats and chairs became individual student containment units. Looking back, I really miss that class.
Oh, and in more recent times, Mudshark and I refer to everything as ‘sophisticated whatervering apparatus.’ It makes it more adult. For example…towels: sophisticated drying apparatus. The less sophisticated the thing is, the better.