New product out for Linux: The Man Driver.

[Scott_Plaid]

Now, I tried to use mandrake on my crappy PC awhile ago, and found I couldn’t, due to my unwillingness to buy a different video card. No biggy. I know mandrake is well designed, judging from a friends computer. Anyway, I check out news of alternate operating systems on Slashdot, and was surprised to see the following:

Linux: Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva
Posted by Zonk on Thursday April 07, @12:11PM
from the shiny-new-namespace dept.
joestar writes “Following its recent merger with Conectiva, Mandrakesoft has decided to change its name to ‘Mandriva’ for two reasons: “1. The recent Mandrakesoft - Conectiva merger calls for a new identity that better represents the combination of two key companies and their global presence. 2. The long-winding trademark lawsuit with Hearst Corporation has reached a point where we decided it is more reasonable for us to move forward.”. Mandrake is dead, long life to Mandriva!”
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:eek: Man-driva’ :eek: I can do jokes about women’s driving styles versus men’s driving styles, I can do gay jokes, truly, possibilities are limitless with new Linux Mandriva!

[slortar]

Now with new and improved Goatse logo!

[Manduck]

I am still Manduck
[bows and withdraws]

[gotpasswords]

And here I was, thinking this was going to be in the RTFM theme, telling people to find their own answers by typing in man driver