New Quizno's commercial Tests my gag reflex

There’s no guarantee she didn’t do this right before you walked in the door, so you may yet contract her horrible brain wilting disease. Hate to be the one to break it to you.

Hate to break it to all of you, but the Quizno’s…rats, or whatever they are?

Yeah. They’re still on the front page of the website. Only now they’re pimping the new “any coupon gets you $1.00 off” dealio.

Wager you’ll be seeing these things for awhile.

I hate the orange game and I REALLY hate that ad. Those things look like that poor girl’s extra head. Not something I associate with eating.

Now, a hot soccer mom with an SUV can get me thinking about eating SOMETHING, but I’m not sure what. I’ve long had a problem mixing sex and food.