Look sandwich maker, that baby is creeping me out. Babies don’t talk. They don’t eat sandwiches, they don’t know what Christmas is, and they DON’T TALK.
Second, if you’re going to have an adult voice coming out of a baby’s mouth, GET THE FUCKING WORDS RIGHT.
Case in point-- au jus.
It MEANS “with juice.” So saying “with au jus” is redundant, m’kay?
But worst of all, it’s pronounced “o zhoo” not ‘anjou.’ Anjou is a FUCKING PEAR!
And my sandwich tasted like shit.
We like da MOON!
Yeah, bring back the hamsters on crack.
“They got a pepper bar”
SPONGE MONKEYS, MOTHER FUCKER!
GOD DAMN IT!
AUUURRRRGGGHHHHHhhhhh!!
The ads are always stupid, but man, I love that “Traditional” club they make. I think that’s what I’ll have for lunch today.
But their Turkey Bacon Guacamolie makes my tummy happy. Even if it packs in more than 1000 calories.
[nitpick] Guacamole. No “I”. Although it’s a much funnier looking word that way[/nitpick]
Everyone, and I mean everyone from the Ad Exec to the gaffer to the caterer, who worked on those commercials should be buried alive. In potash.
And then toasted?
Spongmonkeys, dude.
E.
Damn it, make up your mind - is there an E. in there or not??!!?
I dunno, the baby is a step up from the guy sucking on the wolf teat.
Let me be the firsted to welcome our new toasted guacamole spongmonkey overlords.
The talking baby is horrible, but their Black Angus steak and cheese sub, topped with their Batch 81 three-pepper hot sauce, more than makes up for it. Does anyone’s Quizno’s still sell the sauce by itself in flask-shaped glass bottles? None of the ones around here do anymore.
E. coli, maybe.
I’ve had a standing boycott of Quiznos ever since their man suckling the wolf commercial several years ago. I don’t care how delicious their sandwiches might be (I wouldn’t know), evertime I went to take a bite I’d just think of either that man, those damned spongemonkeys (Funny, yes, but not when advertising for food, damnit), or the creepy talking baby, whose jaw doesn’t move in synch with his mouth.
Is this thread an example of viral marketing? Because now I feel like having one of their subs.
Oh, come on. You’re lucky the kid speaks english; you want him to pronounce French right, too? :rolleyes: