And you’ll note that The Two Towers shows precisely that level of production.
This is bullshit. Yes, there *was *a period where shoes weren’t left/right , but it only starts in the 1600s with the rise (heh!) of heels. Medieval shoes were NOT the same for each foot. I’ve seen enough actual examples to know.
Fuck, I hate it when people know a fact about history, but they mess it up like this, and then spread the bullshit to other people.
All the sword fighting scenes show the characters using one-handed swords. At this time, swords were two-handed swords, the necessary refinements in steel making that allowed lighter, more maneuverable swords had not been developed.
As **Tamerlane **has said, this is also bullshit. Look at all those one-handed-sword using mfs

I love the depiction of a middle ages city that is cleaner than Disneyland.
You might be a *little *surprised - for one thing, medieval cities just didn’t have all the sources of general litter- plastic + paper + aluminium cans - that we do. For another, stuff like human waste was literally a commodity that sometimes even got paid for. And people were often required to keep their own streets clean.
I’m not saying a Medieval city would be Disneyland-clean, but it certainly wouldn’t be as bad as popular imagination would have it. At least until the rapid urbanization of later periods, anyway.

The guy center front looks like he enjoys blowing folks into pieces.
No room to do anything in that siege engine.
With city hygiene, the same as with everything else in the Middle Ages, the answer is ‘it varied’. It’s almost never true to make sweeping generalisations about ‘medieval people’ or ‘medieval towns’ or in fact any aspect of medieval society.
Things varied from one country to another, from one part of a country to another, from one town to another, and from one part of a town to another. In the same place, things varied over time from one century another, and from one decade to another.
But some things were constant to all city life before the 20th century. Streets tended to be badly paved, muddy, and to have lots of horse dung. Waste water from laundry, kitchens, tanners, fullers, dyers, etc. tended to be poured out in the streets. Rivers were often filthy where they flowed through cities, and water tended to be unsafe to drink. The air tended to be smokey from large numbers of wood or coal fires.

No room to do anything in that siege engine.
I had no idea what that was.
Thanks!

Something like an entire army of thousands wearing shiny plate armor might intuitively seem wrong to me because I would wonder how they could achieve that level of production. But I have no idea if I’m right.
Starting from the 15th Century - the end of the Middle Ages - armies in Europe and in Japan starting mass-producing standard, interchangeable plate armor for their soldiers. It was simplerthan the fitted plated armor of the nobility, but still effective, and could pass for shiny armor onscreen.
Too bad Robin Hood is by definition set in the late 1100s.

Fantastic review by Matt Easton (medieval / war YouTuber)
Man, it’s so bad.
Somehow the idea of doing a review based on a trailer reminds me of Monday’s Zits strip.

Somehow the idea of doing a review based on a trailer reminds me of Monday’s Zits strip.
Are those ears?

It looks like somehow is trying to make Robin Hood look like Hawkeye from the Avengers.
Only, Jeremy Renner is neither speeded up to impossibility, nor aiming with his dick’s eye.

Anyway, the concept is not a million miles away from Robin Hood in many aspects, but only in the same way as Zorro or The Phantom or The Scarlet Pimpernel, the heroic fabled outlaw shtick, you know. It’s also set in olden times, and I’d give more details but I want to keep them close to my chest. Let’s just say “mediaeval James Bond” and leave it at that.
Águila Roja. You’re welcome (or not).

I’ll bet Kevin Costner bankrolled this just to look better.
that made me chuckle, as I said to myself… is it as bad as Kevin Costners film?

Águila Roja. You’re welcome (or not).
Hmm. Very cool. There was a series of The Musketeers made in the UK a couple of years ago that is even closer to my idea, but still different enough.

that made me chuckle, as I said to myself… is it as bad as Kevin Costners film?
Answer - seeing as it has no Alan Rickman in it, how can it not be even worse?
Robin Hood, Kingsman!
A good friend, a bowl o weed, humongous cup of sprite–oh yeah, it’s happening!

Answer - seeing as it has no Alan Rickman in it, how can it not be even worse?
Yes, the Coster film was terrible and only saved by Rickman as the Sheriff.

I’ll bet Kevin Costner bankrolled this just to look better.
Winner!