Avoid arguments that make the “weakest link” analogy, because the internet actually routes around weak links. But, at any rate…
One of the reasons the internet is so goddamn slow in the US compared to other countries (like in Japan where you can get internet 10x faster than ours for half the price) is because of the ISPs.
The people who maintain the trunks of the internet, the “backbones” that connect the major data “hubs” across the country are the biggest networking geeks in the entire past, present, and future of reality. Nowhere within all 11 dimensions (including the all-important fourth) will you find bigger networking nerds than the backbone people. That backbone could probably handle a hundred times more traffic than the tubes currently get. Anybody who knows anything about networking wants to go work for them, so they do. It’s a hyper-optimized system that could probably survive the zombie apocalypse.
The slowdown comes from the ISPs, the people who want to make money by charging you to access those tubes. They’re only going to spend as much money as they need to, so they build systems only as good as they needed to be as of a report they commissioned 18 months ago. They’re like airlines. Commercial airplanes could be giant dens of luxury and supersonic flight if they were run by plane nerds, but they’re run by people who want to make money, so they only spend what they need to and they overbook seats. ISPs do a similar thing, “overbooking” their systems. They know perfectly well that if every subscriber of theirs got online and started downloading furry porn, the system would break down immediately. The hardware they use can barely support the traffic they have now, so the super-fast internet backbones get choked down through ISPs’ crappy systems, like when a 10 lane highway condenses down to a single toll booth.
Home networking equipment is all a lot better than it needs to be for internet purposes. My consumer grade off-the-shelf router can handle traffic at 1Gbps (1,000Mbps) and some DSL internet connections are lucky to get above 1Mbps.
If those damn ISPs would just upgrade their gear, the entire fugging internet would get a kerjillion times faster almost instantly. If your ISP replaced a few of their routers with these new ones, they could support a ton more traffic, so things could get a ton more faster. Yes, more faster! Of course, when the executives find that out, they’ll just try to overbook those and the cycle will continue until every american citizen is being charged for access to the same router, built to support only 1/4th of american citizens.
People who know more about this than me, commence picking apart my argumeeent… NAOW!!!