Okay, this was sparked by watching Whose Line Is It Anyway? tonight. One of the skits was to come up with a new sitcom. And the title was “Satan and the Schoolgirl.” Remind you of anyone you know from around here? 
So anyway…can anyone else think of some sitcoms for the MB? I know Sani came up with the “Snark and orangecakes show” a while back…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
Well, I think a Springer-type talk show called “Welcome To The Pit!” might work out.
Howz about “Those Wacky Purple Crackwhores?”
JMCJ
Winner of the Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.
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TMR
Duh!
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Yer pal,
Satan