I finally got the crazy shirt-folding technique down. You know the one, where there’s an Asian lady speaking some language that I don’t understand, and she pinches a shirt and it magically folds in a very short amount of time?
I can do it! I’m so proud!
That’s nothing, I can do it with underpants! 
That was NOT the skill I was hoping for… 
I’m stumbling into the middle of somewhere I don’t want to be, aren’t I?
Nothing nefarious at all. Just a neat little t-shirt folding technique.
So, donkeybear just how long did it take you to acquire this ummm… skill? Will you compete professionally now?
Compete, nah. I might, though, be willing to demonstrate this skill for you for a fee, though.
That’s ok. I can watch the Asian lady on the video from the comfort of my study completely naked, if I want.