Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.
[faced with a 20th century computer]
Scotty: Computer! Computer?
[He’s handed a mouse, and he speaks into it]
Scotty: Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.
I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.
Relax, David. Open your eyes.
You need glasses, Neely. She’s hardly built like a boy.
Boy, never kill for fun. Only for food!
It was a mercy killing.
All right, so you’re going to die! But you’re an old man, you’ve lived your life - I haven’t lived mine - mine’s hardly begun.
I don’t deserve this… to die like this. I was building a house.
Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house, and it killed him.
I’m not going anywhere. You’re the one that wanted a house. This is it, so just shut up!
I’m gonna have to get around to fixin’ that door one of these days.
You still didn’t fix the refrigerator. It’s been two weeks now - no wonder it stinks in here.
Excuse me, ma’am, is your refrigerator running? It is? Well then, you’d better go catch it!
A sphincter says…?
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
I’m totally sleepwalking! Mikey’s sleeping, and walking, he’s totally innocent!
Innocent? Ha! Of what?
Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.