Mother always said, “Elwood” She always called me Elwood.
“Elwood, in this world you have to be Oh so smart or Oh so pleasant”
That’s just great Elwood, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.
Twins, Basil. Twins!
“Oh, lordy, I hope it’s not twins again!”
Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it is the middle that counts the most. You need to remember that when you find yourself at the beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up.
I’ll never give up Hope! He’s my favorite radio comedian.
She’s my favorite singing star, that Dinah Shore.
You’re Going Out There a Kid, But You’re Coming Back a Star
Next day on your dressing room, they’ve hung a star!
I’m ready for my close -up, Mr. DeMille.
“You’ll need to get my good side…”
In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.
That’ll do Pig, that’ll do!
You uncultured swine! What’re you lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?
I see that your Schwarz is as big as mine.
I see fireworks! I see the pageant and pomp and parade.
For God’s sake, John! Sit Down!
Does not a queen sit under the same stars as any other woman?
I wish to make a statement to the Queen.