You may be a King, or a little street sweeper,
But sooner or later you dance with the Reaper.
See you next Tuesday.
I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
I made a promise. I… I can’t go back in that, uncle.
Well, you’re dead now, so shut up.
Dead-ish.
You’ve been mostly dead all day.
“True love never dies. Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. A man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.”
Why must you bring in wrong values? Love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological or, shall we say, chemical process. A lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.
So what you’re saying is we’re dating?
I’ll have what she’s having.
“We’re non-identical.”
“Oh yeah, 'cos as soon as I walked into this room, I felt like I was looking into a mirror.”
I’ll bet my hat that girl was your sister!
“She’s my sister AND my daughter!”
Where’s Poppa?
“That’s marvelous. And if we should ever separate, my little plum, I want to give you one little bit of fatherly advice”
“Yes, Pop.”
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
Best to let the fish work the hook in himself, eh, Major?
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
“You had a leak? You call what’s going on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat.”
The Andrea Doria stayed afloat 10 hours before she sank.