Look, I’ve never let a million gallons of water into a ship before. Gimme a second.
It’s a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!
This is my house, I have to defend it.
In my bedroom where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys. In my home.
Jill, we’ve traced the call; it’s coming from inside the house!
At exactly eleven o’clock, I shall go to the telephone in the hotel to call my boss. I shall dial the wrong number. This number.
634-5789, That’s my number.
Five. This is five. Ignore the sirens. Even if you leave this room, you can never leave this room. Eight. This is eight. We have killed your friends. Every friend is now dead.
John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a pencil. With a fuckin’ pencil. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his fuckin’ dog.
“A word to you about escape. There is no barbed wire. No stockade. No watchtower. They are not necessary. We are an island in the jungle. Escape is impossible. You would die.”
Don’t worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.
She doesn’t get eaten by the eels at this time.
People eat fish, Grogan. Fish don’t eat people.
Jonah: Yes! So I ran. I ran and I ended up here. And now everyone’s in terrible danger all because of me. I- I’m afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
Larry: Awww, you don’t have to do that. We got a plank.
[Larry opens the entryway and a plank board pops in]
Larry: You can just walk off.
Jonah: [after a short pause] Yes, thank you. You’re too kind.
You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?
We’re gentlemen of fortune and that’s what we’re bound to be
And when you’re a professional pirate-
You’ll be honest, brave, and free!
I don’t think much of our profession. But contrasted with respectability, it is comparatively honest.
There was someone a long time ago. Before I came to the States. Her father didn’t want her to see me. She was from a very respectable family. Mine was, you know, not so respectable. Her dad went nuts every time she’d take off to see me.
Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
Well, my grandpa always taught me to bowl 15 frames. It’s like I told you before, we Amish, we do everything half again as hard as you do. Ten frames. That’s for Quakers.