Center for Disease Control
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The
disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim according to Dr. Libby Aral of the CDC,
" Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having, unknowingly, been screwed for
the past four years."
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility
for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago, it’s been traced to a bush originating in Connecticut,
but later transplanted and cultivated in Texas where it reached epidemic proportion.