Just got up from a nap and these were in my brain :
(mmmmm, Coldfire dreams, yummmmmy)
Exopthalmos - the biggest eyesore of them all
Experiment - put together by children
Extensor - kinda like the Flexor, only longer
Exfoliator - great for those large pores and dull skin
Exemption - bound by no rules of the road
Excuser - “Really, I didn’t see that stop sign”
Let’s rent a Canyonero for the LA Dopefest in October!
The Chevy Titanic
The Ford Egocentric
The Nissan Erhardt
The Lincoln Bombardier
The GMC Donner (e.g. the Donner Party)
Don’t forget:
Kenworth Pilgrimage
Kenworth Grand Dominator
Peterbuilt Crusader All-Sport
International Himalaya, the first two-story SUV
all at
Guess what Volkswagen is bringing out?
P.S. The Porsche, yes, THAT Porsche, version will be called the Cayenne.
New for 2002 …
The Chrysler Crusher
and its brand-mate
Mercedes-Benz Steel
Pontiac Pontificator
Volkswagon Blitzkrieg
Dodge This Sucka
Mercury Mastodon
Mitsubishi Zero (oops, already taken)
Rolls-Over-Easily Royce
Judging from hearses I’ve seen lately, that Lincoln Mortifier may actually be built!
Does the Porsche come with driving gloves? Always wear gloves when handling hot peppers!
I CAN’T believe that nobody’s mentioned this one yet…
The Executor - 17 kilometers long, armed with hundreds of turbolasers, ion cannons, and comes equipped with CD/Cassette/AM/FM, air conditioning, power everything, and 144 TIE fighters. Has (800 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion)[sup]2[/sup] horsepower, and seats several tens of thousands. And as an added bonus… no Firestone tires to worry about. 
Ford Grand Inquisitor – “You’ll be a convert soon”
Pontiac Anomaly – “You’ve never seen a sports car like this before”
Jeep Annihilator – “***** Five star crash rating in car-pedestrian accidents”
Mitsubishi Audacity –“Directional lights are for wimps. Gold rims at 80 more hp!”
Good point about exotic place names. You are not going to see the Chevy Hoboken any time soon.
The Ford Exhibition
The Ford Purvursion
The Lincoln Validator
We were saving it for you, of course.
Let me just say that the “Exhibition” is the most appropriate name for an SUV I’ve ever heard.
I was thinking that some wrestling names would do well on SUVs.
Like the Chevy Hulk…
…or the Nissan Animal.
The Lincoln Undertaker…
The Ford Somoan…
The Chevy Moondog…
The Oldsmobile Flair…
From the Car Talk Guys
I kinda liked the “Compensator”
And the competition for this model, the Chevy Inquisition - Nobody expects it.
Thanks, Ogre. I wish everyone would call the damn thing what it is.
[Terry Jones]The one without the gannet.[/Terry Jones]
