[New thread title]Favorite fake HTML tags[/New thread title]

Post your favorite fake html tags. I like [Homer Simpson] and any other recognizable cartoon voice. Any other favorites?

P.S. Title may not work. . . It’s supposed to be “[New thread title]Favorite fake HTML tags[/New thread title]”

[hijack] and [/byejack] is a decent one I’ve seen a few times.

[Nitpick]
I never use fake tags.
[/Nitpick]

Or maybe that should be:

[Nitpick]
When you use square brackets, they’re not fake HTML tags, they’re fake UBB/vB codes.
[/Nitpick]

[muhahahahahahaha]

Rub hands.

[/muhahahahahahaha]

[sarcasm]
This thread is soooo stupid!
[/sarcasm]

[joke]Once I caught a fish . . . [/joke]

[sarcasm][/sarcasm] is a fave of mine as well.

[shameless self-promotion] and its counterpart (I’m about to leave).

[toke]what…? anyone have any cheesecake?[/toke]

The history of HIJACK?

[smirk]

I thought of it first.
Um, I meant next.

[/smirk]

For those that remember Cheers, when it comes to nitpicking with pointless trivia, there’s noone like Cliff Clavin. Thus, I’ve seen (not here) <Clavin> and </Clavin>.

And there’s the classic <Hank Hill>Whut thu hell?</Hank Hill>.

[Pissed]tracer beat me to my nitpick![/pissed]

[/Homer Simpson]
Sorry, everyone, but that’s been bugging me since the OP.

[sarcasm] [/sarcasm]
and
[aside] [/aside] are my two favorites.

[kidding]Five, you read the whole thread in a Homer voice?[/kidding]

Biggirl:

[D’oh]Like I said, Biggirl, it was really starting to bother me![/D’oh]

Forgive me for tooting my own horn, but my personal favorite is one of my own, from the “Witness” thread. [tone of voice] [/tone of voice]

I was kind of fond of
[Samuel L Jackson voice] Allow me to retort [/Samuel L. Jackson voice]