You know that cute little face that we use in threads to indicate subtle humor or happiness. Turns out that the little fucker is a fake.
Hightlight   this sentence   with your mouse   and take a look   for yourself 
The dirty little bugger is an old, sour man trying to pass himself  as smiley when, in reality, he is a disgusting, withering creature.
Down with smiley. You imposter.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Violet  
                
               
              
                  
                    March 30, 2002,  7:05am
                   
                   
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              2, 3 & 5 have slanted eyes!
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Oh, that is freakin’ funny!  Well done, Shag .
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Jonno  
                
               
              
                  
                    March 30, 2002,  9:08am
                   
                   
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              This so reminds me of the changing pictures in the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. One minute cute, the next, horrifying.
Although I think this :o  is my favorite. From a cute little embarrassed smiley, into an evil screaming yellow demon.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
          
            
            
              
This dude goes from being confused to steaming…
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                bouv  
                
               
              
                  
                    March 30, 2002,  4:44pm
                   
                   
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ummm…they all have slanted eyes.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
              
                Lok  
                
               
              
                  
                    March 30, 2002,  9:06pm
                   
                   
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              I am guessing that you are all using something other than Netscape 4.7. Because that is what I am using and nothing happens.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              1,2, & 3 have slanted eyes for me! 
And I think   has a chef hat.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              um…I don’t get it. What am I supposed to be seeing? 
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Oh…don’t worry. I just got it!
now I feel reeeeeeeeealy stupid. wah!
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Ok this one is just scary :o hhmmm I wonder what that smashy would look like, I was not on the boards when he was around.
             
            
               
               
               
            
            
           
          
            
            
              This one    looks like the masked avenger!  Smashy was for real - he never would have been so two faced.  If he wanted to smash you, you knew it.  And he did it with a smile on his face.
Oh, how I miss Smashy.