Welcome to my breakdown.

I can’t take it anymore! The black helicopters have let loose the platypuses of war!

I am, of course, talking about this little fellow: :o
This is not a representation of embarrassment! This looks more like indifference or casual indignation! Every time I see this used in a post I think, “Why is someone using the fake-tan blow-job smilie?” I proclaim this smilie to be officially named “The Orange faced Blowjob smilie” Embarrassment looks more like :eek: but with a red face. Fuckin Bastards.

It looks like a yawn.

But really I don’t see why this is so upsetting to you.

You need to calm down. Breathe deeply, look in the mirror and say to yourself:

“I willingly forgive, I breathe love into my vision, and I see with compassion and understanding. My clear insight is reflected in my outer sight.”
*Don’t mind me. I am at great peace because I copied that from a daily affirmations calendar that somehow found its way into my cubicle. They get much worse, honest.

Looks more like a yawn to me. It should be called the “sleepy smilie”.

High-five, Turpentine!

Huh. I always thought it perfectly represented the look on a person’s face when they gasp in horror, realizing how badly they just stuck their foot in their mouth.

I guess I was wrong. Boy, is my face red.

Maybe if the eyes were open it would look more like embarrassment. With the eyes closed, it always looks like a yawn to me, too.

My right eye just wont stop twitching.

I started to read some of the daily affimations Turpentine mentioned and I’ve found some that seem to be helping.

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

Is that supposed to be embarassment? I always thought it was the “I’m Faking an Orgasm” smiley. Which is why I never use it. All my orgasms at the SDMB are 100% genuine.

It always looked like a yawn to me, but now that you mention it, it does make me think an awful lot of someone preparing to give a blow-job.

I always thought it looked like a high soprano singing in choir. All it needs is the little book in front of it.

But what do I know? I used to sing alto.

(I say “used to” because the Marlboros have made me a mid-baritone since age fifteen.)

[buffalo dicks radio ranch]

buster the janitor: hey, mr dick! you know the plastic lady you got in your closet, the one who looks like shes singin REAL LOUD??

[/buffalo dicks radio ranch]

I always thought it was someone hawking a loogie. Go figure.

To me it looks like it should be for “tired” or something.