His poor…cow-workers.

Trump’s social app marred by bugs and apparent ban on Devin Nunes cow accounts
Trump's social network technically exists now, but good luck trying to use it.
His poor…cow-workers.
Who has no experience at all in media or technology. He was a dairy farmer before he was elected to Congress.
Moooo
How many accounts on this new site are going to be variations on “Devin Nunes’ Cow?”
It will be udderly ridiculous.
You mooniacs and your cow puns…
It’s a subject worth milking.
You guys are killing me over here. I’m lactaid intolerant.
not really
I’m pretty sure socialist “aid” programs will be disallowed on this platform.
No problem; he has cow orkers to do the techie stuff.
There is a great documentary on that
Sounds like a children’s version of Animal Farm.
Haw haw!
Trump's social network technically exists now, but good luck trying to use it.
Funny account names: banned
Advocating “demanding that those responsible for the COVID-19 vaccine ‘be put on trial and executed.’” censored, but not banned
Brian
Advocating “demanding that those responsible for the COVID-19 vaccine ‘be put on trial and executed.’” censored, but not banned
Trial? Like that would happen.
Advocating “demanding that those responsible for the COVID-19 vaccine ‘be put on trial and executed.’” censored, but not banned
“First, we give him a fair trial. Only then do we find him guilty.”
I read that someone who is not the real Donald Trump had gotten the account name realDonaldTrump on this new platform using the beta release of the app. She’s a journalist, I think. Didn’t expect to be able to keep it, of course.
Advocating “demanding that those responsible for the COVID-19 vaccine ‘be put on trial and executed.’” censored, but not banned
Remind me, who was behind Operation Warp Speed?? There was a political leader who took credit for that effort that brought about a vaccine in record time as I recall, but it is escaping me at the moment-- which politician was that?
That was the Trump vaccine, all samples of which were confiscated by Biden on Jan 20th 2020 and are now stockpiled in the depths of the DNC along with their Adrenochome stash for use by the elite. This was replaced with the deadly Sorros Gates microchip concoction that is now being distributed among the plebs.
(I just made this up so I don’t know if this is an actual conspiracy theory, but with the Qanon equivalent of Rule 34 it probably is.)
(I just made this up so I don’t know if this is an actual conspiracy theory, but with the Qanon equivalent of Rule 34 it probably is.)
This could not be a Qanon conspiracy theory because if it was true it would make sense.
IOW it would have “truthiness.” Got news for you, bub. Truthiness is in the eye of the beholder.