Yet another attempt by the Orange One to do social media:
This one is supposed to get a $1 billion investment from anonymous investors once it goes public via a SPAC.
Yeah, right. Why am I thinking of things like salted mines and Oak Island?
I will add a further commitment of $100,000!
Can send it in two weeks.
So if I get in right from the start I’ll stay at the upper reaches of the pyramid, right? Certainly the word of someone as trustworthy and honest as Trump that a billion dollars has already been committed to the project fills me with confidence that I am no mere mark as I reach for my wallet and close my eyes.
In true Trump fashion you have to have someone else close their eyes as you reach for their wallet. Or just point and say “Look, pedo-commies!” as you grab it.
I commit fifty quatloos!
I went through the couch cushions and came up with $0.57 that I could part with.
Money laundering and or payment from Putin.
Another post I can’t find now had a link to an article describing the offering as a PIPE, not a SPAC. Looking up that term I found
Private Investment in Public Equity (PIPE Deals) refers to a private placement of shares of an already listed company to a select group of accredited investors. In simple words, it is a way for companies to raise a large amount of money quickly. The PIPE investors have the advantage of buying the company shares at a discounted price.
That sound so much like grifting the unselect suckers investors who come along later I wonder how anyone could fall for it. Then I find ads like these and wonder no more.
You’d think they could find a more flattering picture for the coins.
You’ve got to be kidding.
Does the “Talking Figure” that “Says 17 Different Audio Lines in Trump’s Voice” include classics like:
“Grab 'em by the pussy.”
“They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”
“I will have Mexico pay for that wall.”
“I like people that weren’t captured.”
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”
…or (one that is assuming increasing relevance these days)
“If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
They did their best.
You’d think they could Photoshop a more flattering picture for the coins. Happy?
Of Trump? Photoshop isn’t that powerful.
Is this Trump company going to be like Star Citizen? 
“I want to look like that.”
It is amazing how everybody in the press is bad at their jobs, even in the specialty press.
Trump did not receive one billion dollars in funding.
Trump did not receive a commitment for one billion dollars in funding.
Donald Trump said that he received a commitment for one billion dollars in funding. When pressed on who… oh. It’s an anonymous group.
Where do I sign up? 
Come on, guys, “PIPE Dream” was sitting right there…
What a surprise!
The SPAC planning to merge with former President Donald Trump’s new social media company revealed Monday that the Securities and Exchange Commission and another regulator asked it for information regarding stock trading and communications with Trump’s firm before the deal was announced…
Apparently, Devin Nunes left his position as Congressman in order to be CEO of this company. Imagine having as your CEO a failed Congressman who lost a court case to a fake cow.