Obama is the lovechild of Vince Foster and Paul Harvey? No wonder he’s in favor of same-sex marriage!
And those two passed for white! It’s amazing!
No no no - Hillary is Obama’s real father…
Seriously, though, the Tea Partiers and suchlike have been banging the “Socialist Obama” drum for four years now. Is this a sign we’re in for even more and louder of that crap for the next six months?!
Perswonally, I found this far more plausible.
As for this:
I have here a note from the King of the Flying Monkeys, Wicked Witch of West Castle National Monument, Oz: “That is ridiculous! We do have our standards, you know!”
Jerome Corsi isn’t a Birther. He’s an opportunist who has made a metric buttload of money off the movement. Before that, he made a metric buttload of money off the swiftboat nonsense. In the meantime, he’s promoted some even more bizarre conspiracy theories, like the concept that oil is produced by geological processes rather than biological ones.
Wait, I thought it had been conclusively decided that Malcolm X was Obama’s real father?
Poor guy has more dads than Anna Nicole Smith’s kids.
Well, that is exactly what I would call the process of fossil-fuel formation – geological, not biological – not even bacteria are involved in it. But, the stuff definitely is not abiogenic; the Earth needs once-living dead things as feedstock to begin the process.
Must be 
Probably 
Though it does make me wonder what will happen the election run after that. Will we get another black presidential candidate that doesn’t have birther issues? Female candidate?
Whoever gets nominated, you can be sure the “Democrat” will really be a Socialist.