The unit of measurement of laryngitis is
1 hoarsepower
The ratio of an igloo’s circumference to it’s diameter =
Eskimo pi
The time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement =
1 bananasecond
Half of a large intestine =
1 semicolon
2000 mockingbirds =
2 kilo-mockingbirds
Eight quarts of water diplaced by diver Greg Louganis =
1 Gregory peck
In grade school, we would chant that it’s 20 quires to a ream and 20 reams to a queer. I have no idea what that means 
1 degree of hearing loss =
1 What?
Each level of progression in meditation =
1 Oooohhhhmmmm
Unit of measure for treasure haul by Spanish pirates =
Piles per Galleon
Rankings for chain saw killers are determined by -
Parts per Villain
Expulsion of gas by office mate =
1 Cubic Poot
Out of fashion swing dance attire =
1 Square Zoot