I’m willing to believe there is a conspiracy to replace the period with ellipses.
ᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑ…ᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑ rly?
(there were a lot more ellipses, but I cut them out and put those dots in the middle instead)
I smell an iLemming sock. 
Not enough FONT CHANGES!
Goo goo g’joob.
The most difficult part about running a secret world dominating cabal is all the shit talk you get on message boards. I mean it, not one day goes by I don’t have to drop my nefarious plotting to call ‘whack-job’ on some internet do-gooder who has seen through my ruse. You sheeple are just making this whole endeavor not worth my time.
Well, I for one learned something from this thread. I learned Unicode character 7441 & #7441 ; which with no spaces renders as ᴑ :
ᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑᴑ
Its neighbors in the ISO sequence include 7425 ᴁ , an upside-down i 7433 ᴉ and a sideways u-umlaut 7454 ᴞ
My question for Mr. Riemann is: How and why did you come up with this?
Sandals in the White House are better than flip-flops on the campaign trail.
I believe there is a secret conspiracy of people who make money by bilking gullible conspiracy believers.
But, enough about Donald Trump and his personnel. 
I want (a) wicked spider(s).
Just in time for a spooky Holiday!
Raconteuse:
noun 1. a pale green American mammal that has a foxlike face with a black mask and a ringed tail
noun 2. an annoyingly insensitive or difficult to understand account of an event or experience
noun 3. the relating of anecdotes in a way that causes harm
See when you said Homer my first thought was this SDMB classic.
Shoehorn butterhorse!
Slowly, I turned…
Ok, so there’s a rant about the Illuminati or someone ruining the world, and how that’s bad. Yeah, seen it a million times, whatever.
But did the OP really sign off his post with a kiss?
I wish I could understand this because I feel deep down in my heart that I could troll him without getting caught if I could just figure out what this word salad means.
I feel like the oracle of Delphi trying to extract meaning from a series of random words what if put in the right order might mean something.
See, I thought he was talking about the Northwestern women’s lacrosse team from over ten years ago.
Is there one Grand Conspiracy controlling the evil in the world?
Yes.
Next question?
ONE grand conspiracy controlling the evil in the world?
(OK if you’re traditionalist Christian there’s Satan, but that’s not a conspiracy, just a driving power)
Have you ever even tried to get people to agree on what to have for lunch?
A number of different and avarying-sized regional or topic-based cabals and conspiracies, at best. With a lot of stuff falling thru the cracks.