caught one of the shows and it cracked me up. This guy is on the way to sainthood putting up with her and his “5 year plan” to break the spoiledness.
but seriously… did he not know what he was getting into? I doubt she was an intelligent, indepedent woman before they were married.
My friends and I should have a drinking party during the next episode. Take a drink of you Danzka cosmo every time she says something stupid.
Newlyweds Drinking Game
Action -------------------------- # Drinks
Jessica is unaware of something normal people are very aware of (rigor mortis, tuna fish, laundry) 1
Jessica and Nick stare at each other, and not in a loving way. 1
Jessica purchases an article of clothing. 1
Jessica purchases a useless article of clothing (golf glove, $200 panties). 2
Nick shows Jessica how to do something mundane, like wipe a spill. 3
Jessica bitches 1
Jessica bitches about women in a 1/2 mile radius of Nick 2
Jessica lays/rolls around, bitching 2
Jessica lays/rolls around, bitching to her mom 3
Jessica bitches about basketball 1
Jessica stares blankly into space (not at Nick) 2
Nick lies to his brother/friends (“Nah, she’s cool with it.”) 1
Did I forget any? 
Again I must say I feel a little sorry for Jessica. Yea, she’s pretty stupid (I got a platamupus!), but she’s very sweet and nice and look-- she learned how to iron! Maybe Nick’s five year plan will work.