News Editors: Please for the love of God stop with the missing white girl stories

I am almost peeing my pants at this. Please do it, and record her reaction, I beg you!
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On a related note, I have a friend who does not like to be out at night alone. Alone, in her Suburban, with her cell phone in her white suburb, because “something could happen.” :rolleyes:

Want to know who is in charge of all those CNN reports on pretty missing white girls?

Solution: move to Texas.

Go missing?

  1. Idiots stop reading and responding to news stories about missing white females
  2. News media stops reporting on missing white females.
  3. No More Profit!

In other words, news media will stop writing stories only when people stop paying attention to them (and paying to read them).

One more example of the failure of unfettered capitalism.

is it unfettered, or is it part of the coroporate media conspiracy to keep us all afraid and consuming?

Come on let’s do this right.

Step 1: Report breaking news: she’s dead.
Step 2: Report other news: A snoring baby polar bear! Awwwww!
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

I for one welcome our new Polar Bear Overlords.

??? = “This just in: Britney.”

Its not their fault the non-white ones are smart enough to escape their captors.

Because Scott Peterson killed her or was it Richard Jewel?