… do you have a timeframe for that ? Cuz I’ve been trying to Hulk out for fricking years, but I just get a bit dizzy.
What about satellite tv, raining its toxic poison down on our heads? No, wait, those rays get collected into the satellite dish on the side of the house, so they don’t get at your kids.
I think you are confusing constipation with gamma rays. They are two different things, bud.
so that’s where I should send the catalog of wifi protective technologies. Like these nifty devices that adjust the secondary harmonics of the wifi signal to filter out the harmful frequencies. Just $29.95/set. (holds out 2 small copper sleeves).
You know, it occurs to me that teachers are missing a hell of an opportunity here - install cellphone jammers in every classroom, and tell the kids and parents it’s to keep the wifi signals from frying their tender brains.
Until someone points out that the jammers themselves send out a signal. But, I doubt their thought process would figure that would be a bad thing.
WiFi exposure is harmful to kids, and it should be obvious why. No one has ever become a furry without being exposed to the disease over an internet connection. If you prevent exposure to furry, you prevent the spread of furrie. So unless you want hordes of adolescent Canadian furries dry-humping across the countryside, you have to get rid of the WiFi.
{Goes downstairs, pulls airport out of wall, stomps it to bits}
Won the thread in one reply.
Yes, it is distributed by our Death Panels.
Well, that just raises the question of who Furry Zero is.
Your answer is right here;
Well, shit. Guess I better call in sick tomorrow.
Where I live at the other end of the province, Lakehead University bought into the BioInitiative Report, and has severely limited the use of WiFi on campus, except for the med school, which gets enhanced WiFi.
It’s sort of embarrassing.
It was clearly the Med school behind the report. Their cadaver porn torrents were running to slowly so they needed everyone off the network.