News Stories That Convince Me The Entire Universe is on Crack!

[Tuckerfan]

First up, Chinese paint a mountain green!

SHANGHAI, China – Villagers in southwestern China are scratching their heads after an estimated $60,600 was spent to paint an entire barren mountainside green.

Workers who began spraying Laoshou mountain in August told villagers they were doing so on orders of the county government but were not told why, media reports said Wednesday.
The official Xinhua News Agency estimated the cost of the paint job at $60,600 and quoted villagers saying that if spent on actual plants and trees, the money could have restored a far greater area of barren mountain.
Some villagers speculated that Fumin County officials, whose office building faces the mountain, were trying to change the area’s feng shui – the belief of harmonizing one’s physical environment for maximum health and financial benefit.

Somehow, I don’t think that this is what Al Gore had in mind.

Next, LA zoo hires woman to feng shui a monkey cage!

In further feng shui news, Los Angeles Zoo has hired an expensive feng shui expert to make sure that its Chinese monkeys don’t feel a distubance in their life force.

Of the $7.4million budget (just under £3.8million) for creating the habitat for the rare golden monkey’s they’re borrowing from China, $4,500 (£2,300) was spent on feng shui expert Simona Mainini, to make sure that there was plenty of good qi energy in the monkey house.

Mainini commented: ‘It’s very experimental. We don’t have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys.’

WTF?

Next, based on the illustration that accompanies the article, the Star of David is an energy source.

Researchers at the University of California, Berkeley, have successfully generated electricity from heat by trapping organic molecules between metal nanoparticles, an achievement that could pave the way toward the development of a new source for energy.

The discovery, described in a study published today (Thursday, Feb. 15) in Science Express, an electronic publication of the journal Science, is a milestone in the quest for efficient ways to directly convert heat into electricity. Currently, the dominant method of power generation involves burning fossil fuels to create heat, often in the form of steam, to spin a turbine that, in turn, drives a generator that produces electricity.

Look at the blue thing in the middle and tell me that it doesn’t look like a Star of David.

Finally, a spoonful of pig’s bladder makes the finger grow back!

Lee Spievack took his brother’s advice to forget about a skin graft and try the pig powder.

Soon a shipment of the stuff arrived, and Lee Spievack started applying it every two days. Within four weeks his finger had regained its original length, he says, and in four months, “it looked like my normal finger.”

None of that proves the powder was responsible. But those outcomes have helped inspire an effort to try the powder this summer at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio, on soldiers who have far more disabling finger loss because of burns.

Anybody have any idea of how this could work?

[Ice_Wolf]

An picture of the green mountain.

[Alessan]

Look at the blue thing in the middle and tell me that it doesn’t look like a Star of David.
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It’s true. The Zionists have gone molecular.