Newspaper tornadoes

If you are going to read the paper will you PLEASE fold it back up like it came? You don’t have to put the sections back in order, just fold the sections up like they are supposed to be. I don’t know, maybe you were a sewer rat in a previous life and you are trying to make a nest? I really don’t care, but if I catch you reading my paper and leaving it in a snarled heap, I swear I am going to give you a wedgie until you can no longer be involved in sexual activities.