Pope Bubba I.
I’m wavering between Diet Pope or Pope Classic.
Pope Uri.
It would save on the incense, at least.
We’re long overdue for an Innocent the 14th
Pope-Arrazi.
Pope Si-Cola
Pope Eye.
Or we could use a new Hilarius. That’d be funny.
I’m guessing the new Pope won’t take the name of any recent Pope. He’s going to want to stand out. Someone mentioned Boniface earlier, I’ll go with that. Or possibly Pius.
Pope Cletus II
Pope Shemp I
Here’s a link to the thread on this topic from last time.
And I still like the idea of whoever it ends up using the name Leo.
I’m surprised no one has suggested Pope Yes …
But I’m pushing for Pope Opus. Opus would make a wonderful pope.
I dunno. Cant remember seeing the Pope in a tux before.
Another German:
Pope Scheißeindenwäldern
So everyone is sure they won’t follow that old document again and go with Petrus Romanus? And, thus, they don’t think he’ll be the last pope ever?
If they decide they need someone to crack down on dissenters and reformers:
Pope Nope.
Pope Plutonium CCXXXIX, abbreviated as Pope Pu
Pope Zilla. You don’t follow his edicts, he’ll come over and crush your city.
Pope SnapCrackle, nicknamed Rice Krispie.
Pope Lucifer.
Pope Mohamed.
Pope Tart.
Pope PurEE
Gregory XVII.
Well, you know, a Pope Luke might not be out of the question, you know.
Pope Humongous? He could unite Catholicism and Islam by also being the Ayatollah of Rocknrolla!