Next papal name. Place your Bets!

Pope Chute

Pope Ittus of Love

Put the Pope hat on him, and here’s an image of the new Pope addressing his people.

See post no. XVII (i.e., 17) in this thread.

Pope Joan II

Pope Fang I. The guy’s been a Cardinal for ages; it’s about time he got a promotion.

Edgar Allen Pope

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR!

I predict Pope Anonymous I, who will bring back the Inquisition with the announcement (in mask) “We do not forgive, we do not forget, expect us.”

Even in the good ol’ days of SNL, that still was one of the better sketches.

Particularly if it’s a Black Pope!

I’d love to see “Pope Sicola.”

Only if followed by Pope Gollum

Does that mean we can have a Pope G’Karr ?

popethatzit(.com)

Pope Leo XIV

Well, Billy Dee Williams always was pretty smooth. It was probably that little manuever at the Battle of Tanaab that got him elected.

Pope Gandalf
Pope Dumbledore

Pope GoldenPalace.com

How about Pope Ahnold? You want a kickass pope, you go for the Popenator.

The blood of Christ… it works every time.

Do we have Pope Sicle yet?

Pope Peter II (just to rub it in the fces of the St. Malachy prophecy dvocates)

Pope John Martin (after the two great theologians)

Pope Hilarius II

Pope Guilty I

Some other potential papal names in the vain of “Innocent” will end up sounding the like the names of Covenant prophets

I guess Pope Pedobear is right out, yes?