I had a customer at the dealership I work at who wanted me to program a keyless entry remote for his car. As I sat in the seat I noticed the seat was soaking wet. The customer says “Oh sorry, I have a bladder problem.” I almost knocked myself out trying to get out of the car and had to go home and change clothes. Thank god its friday!
Are you SURE it was urine?? :eek:
What else comes out of A BLADDER??
Yep, that is rather impolite although I got a good laugh out of the scenario you described.I’m imagining you thunking your head on the way out of the front seat. Did his pants look wet? Do you think it will affect the resale value of the car? I wonder what that car smells like with the windows rolled up on a hot day.
A new meaning for “elimination race?”
Q, don’t be obtuse. Obviously the question is “Are you sure he wasn’t (heh) taking the piss?” It’s unlikely that anyone with such severe incontinence would just wet his seat without having a plastic cover installed, don’t you think? Maybe it was a prank.
Obtuse, Shmobtuse.
It was the guy’s own car. He didn’t expect mike1dog to sit in it, and was apparently apologetic and embarrassed when it happened.
The operative being apparently.
Why, oh why, am I the King Of Double Posts?
It wasn’t a prank, I think he thought I wouldn’t have to sit in the car to program his remote.