NFL Week 3

Sunday, Sep. 27				
Early Games				

** NY JETS 3 Tennessee 37 **
Well, last week I went against the Jets versus the Pats. I knew it’d be a win for the Jets in my gut but I talked myself out of it based on the rookie QB vs. Belichick logic. Sound logic I think and probably the right choice, you can’t regret getting games like that wrong. Still it leaves the question of if the Jets are for real or if the Pats have simply fallen that far. The Titans will be in desperation mode and will offer some serious competition. Chris Johnson won’t own the game like last week because the Jets defense is really legit but this is by far the best defense that Sanchez and the Jets RBBC will have to face. The Jets coverage has been outstanding this season and Collins and his shaky WRs will have very little room to breathe in the Meadowlands. Still its very hard for me to believe that the Titans will open the season 0-3. I’m going to go with my gut this time but it’ll be ranked low in my confidence pool.

The Pick: Jets 23 - Titans 18

** HOUSTON 3½ Jacksonville 47 **
The Texans finally got on track last week against the Titans in a surprising offensive explosion. The disappearance of Steve Slaton is utterly baffling though. I haven’t seen enough of the Texans to know what’s going on with them but I don’t think they’ll have any trouble with the Jags at home. The Jags secondary has been sliced and diced for two weeks in a row and Schaub will continue the trend I suspect. Whether MJD can have a Chris Johnson-like game remains to be seen against the Texans defense, and if he does I don’t expect the Texans to survive it two weeks in a row, but that’s not the type of event you can gamble on.

The Pick: Texans 34 - Jaguars 19

** PHILADELPHIA 8 Kansas City **
The Chiefs suck aggressively but 8 points is a ton with Kolb expected to start for a second week in a row and Westbrook dinged up, I’ve seen other sites with even higher odds. The line could still move a ton between now and Sunday but we’ll work with this one. I think Westbrook’s surgically repaired ankle is a concern and I think that McCoy could have a break out day. Still, the Chiefs offense is going to have to produce something on the road. Cassel is feeling a lot of heat and their running game has been completely ineffective. In an added twist it’s being reported that Vick will see action in this game out of the Wildcat. I’m not sure if that knowledge should effect anyone’s predictions since it probably won’t be decisive this early in the experiment but it’s interesting. All in all this game stinks of an upset. On paper I’m not sure why aside from the backup QB issue but this seems like one of those games where everyone and their brother picks the obvious team and it goes the other way. Sticking with my gut here on the spread but hedge with the moneyline.

The Pick: Eagles 17 - Chiefs 16

** BALTIMORE 13 Cleveland 38½ **
The Ravens have the makings of a juggernaut and with the lowly Brownies coming home this looks like a layup. 13 is a very big number to cover but Cleveland hasn’t done anything to give hope. At one point their O-Line was considered near-elite but they look awful right now and Quinn has already been sacked 9 times, he’s just not getting rid of the ball at all. His efficiency is JaMarcus-like and he’s getting very little help from the run game. Both are areas which won’t improve versus the Ravens D.

The Pick: Ravens 30 - Browns 12

** NY Giants 6½ TAMPA BAY 44 **
The Giants have played inconsistently, nevertheless they are 2-0 right now. The scary Giants running game has yet to manifest itself and the Bucs have shown flashes of having a effective one themselves. The Giants are banged up coming off a big road game and the Bucs have some key players on the injury report as well. The trip to a presumably hot and muggy Tampa could fatigue a shorthanded Giants defense. All in all I think the signs point towards a offensive shootout. The Giants D has lost some pieces and I think those holes will show and the Bucs D isn’t very good in the first place. I think the Bucs offense will have success and the Giants will again need to rely on Eli’s arm all game long. Assuming Cadillac and Bryant play this week and are close to 100% I think the Bucs cover that line.

The Pick: Giants 32 - Bucs 27

** Washington 6 DETROIT 38½ **
The Redskins suck. They suck hard. Decent defense but the passing game is a joke and the entire offensive system seems suspect. I had confidence in Jim Zorn when he was hired, not sure why, but so far he’s been disappointing to say the least. That said, they get the Lions this week and we know what they are about. Still, the Redskins have been so disappointing that the Lions have become the trendy pick here. Everyone seems to like the Lions to get off the schneid this week and usually when this happens the football gods exert their will and the casual fans get burned. But, screw it, I’m tempting fate and taking the lowly Lions*!

The Pick: Lions 30 - Redskins 17

    • Only partly because I am counting on Stafford in my money league.

** Green Bay 6½ ST LOUIS 41 **
The Packers have to be embarrassed about last weeks loss and that O-Line looks troubling but these are the Rams. Less than a TD?..yes please. Hey Rodgers, throw it to that Jennings guy!

The Pick: Packers 32 - Rams 3

** MINNESOTA 6½ San Francisco 40 **
This is going to be a very good game to watch. You’ve got the AP show versus Gore, fantasy owners everywhere will be chomping at the bit. AP supposedly is a little tweaked and I think the Niners have to start asking themselves if they are over using Gore. Still, considering how good AP has been at home this spread seems a little low. The 49ers defense has been solid so far and my gut tells me that this is the week that Brett Favre craps the bed.

The Pick: 49ers 21 - Vikings 18

** NEW ENGLAND 4 Atlanta 47 **
Huge game! Considering the way Brady has looked and Welker and Moss’ questionable status this week the Pats have little cause to be favored. Vegas is counting on a ton of people slow to notice the decline of the Pats and blindly betting on them. Their defense has been subpar and the offense undermanned. Until Brady starts playing like the Brady of old and the WRs get back to full speed this is a team to stay away from as their spreads are over valued. I think the Falcons walk into Gillette and make a serious statement.

The Pick: Falcons 30 - Pats 16

That’s all I have time for now. I’ll stop back with the Late games and Primetime matchups later.

The left side of the line is the best in the business, but the right side is a complete mess. You should know! It’s anchored by John St. Clair at right tackle, who has never done anything which has indicated to me that he belongs on an NFL roster. Pork Chop Womack is the right guard and isn’t particularly competant himself. On the plus side, he’s questionable with an injury and they may replace him with a guy from the stands so the pass protection should improve somewhat.

Quinn has somehow gotten worse with every opportunity to play until now he just looks scared and clueless out there. I don’t know what happened to him, but it’s pretty scary.

The running game is about to get on track because Jamal Lewis is doubtful for the game with a hamstring injury, and it’s time for Jerome Harrison to put up 172 rushing yards. Sure, the opponent team in this case hasn’t given up a 100 yard rusher this decade - but they’ve also not faced 20 carries from The Ghost.

Prediction: Browns 172, Other Team 10

If they put up 172 points and Harrison only musters 172 yards on 20 carries he’ll be dragging them down.

You’ve uncovered the only flaw in my prediction.

I was thinking maybe Harrison would take a break and give the practice squad guys a chance to shine after the score was 49-0. Weird that I randomly (I mean, completely objectively after analysis) came up with the number 172 twice. My brain must be getting lazy.

Ok, revised prediction: Harrison goes for 1720 yards.

Jerome Harrison v. A Hurricane. But it’s Hurricane Ditka.

Could the Ravens hold Jerome Harrison to under 1,000 yards in one game if Harrison was the only player on the field for the Browns AND he was playing from a Barcolounger?

This is how the next generation of stars are born: injury and opportunity. Lewis is done and may as well go back to selling coke. He is no longer the back he was with the Ratbirds, and really only gave the Browns a year or two of production that would justify his presence/salary. The games he had against the Bengals in recent years decidedly make him look better than he is at this point. He’s done.

I can’t wait for Bears fans to grudgingly acknowledge that Cedric Benson is for real, though. He’s a good RB that came into a sour situation in Chicago. He has everything to prove and everything to gain. If you watched him run the ball against the Packers, you’d know what I’m talking about.

The offensive line is mostly responsible for a RB’s success, but a truly good RB gets into the next level of the defense on his own. Cedric is doing that.

True test: Pittsburgh.

We can and should run for more yards than these pretenders. The Steelers look to me to be a shell of themselves, except for maybe their defensive play.

Sunday at 4:15pm will tell the tale. I will be watching with much invested interest.

Mmmm… brownies.

This should be a fun.
Stupid picking up Joe Flacco in my Fantasy League, I have him and Rivers, and every time I just go back and forth. I want the man to have a chance to shine! But I guess I’ll do the safe thing and play Rivers. :sigh:

But still… brownies. Mmmmm…

Fuck the fucking douchebag schedule makers. What the fucking fuck? Are they just fucking with me or what?

TEN @ NYJ Giants Stadium 1:00 PM
NYG @ TB Raymond James Stadium 1:00 PM

Is this a joke? Are they on crack? What the fuck? This is the first time in the 13 years since I’ve been a secondary Jets fan (20th year being a primary Giants fan) that they’ve scheduled the Jets and Giants at the same time.

My current plan is to tape both games on DVR and not start watching either until 5pm. While a show is being recorded, I can only start watching from the beginning or from where the live broadcast is currently. Way too much of a hassle to FF more than 30 minutes, so what I normally do when watching two concurrent games is to continually catch up to realtime, cancel and restart the recording, switch to the other game, lather rinse repeat.

But I transfer Giants games to tape, so I can’t delete the Giants game recording. So I’ll have to wait until they finish recording before I can resume each recording from where I last left off, allowing me to switch back and forth from drive to drive.

Fuck you, NFL.

Is it just me or would betting Detroit at home +6 be a slam dunk? I decided to cut out my sports betting this year, but I don’t feel like I can pass this up. Detroit isn’t that bad. They hung with the Vikings at least during the first half, and Washington barely edged out a St. Louis team that’s worse than Detroit. I have a hard time seeing Detroit losing this one, especially by a 6 point margin. Anyone disagree?

I could easily see the Redskins covering that spread, though if I were forced to bet on it I might well take the Lions.

The Lions might be a gimme third team in a three-team tease, though. I seriously doubt Washington will win by more than 14.

You know what? I blame the Jews.

No, seriously, looks like the NFL moved one of the games (don’t know which) from 4pm to 1pm in order to finish the game in time for Yom Kippur. What the fuck, did a Jew buy the team or something? It’s not like there are no 4pm games, or a SNF game for that matter. They play NFL games on friggin’ Christmas!

Damn Jews.

Huh. You may have found one of those rare instances in which blaming the Jews is at least justifiable.

Doesn’t this happen every year? I’m nearly positive that this discussion has happened before.

Yeah, I agree with Ellis. I like the Lions in that game but anything less than a TD is easily coverable. The Redskins are bad, but so are the Lions. The Redskins for all their flaws DO have a very good defense and could produce a lot of points against a rookie QB who’s been shaky thus far. That Packers line is MUCH more of a gimme.

Nope. I watch all Giants games and at least part of virtually every Jets game for over a decade, and they’ve never before been on at the same time. And as I pointed out, there is still a SNF game. There are also 4pm games in Buffalo and Cincinnati, so this would appear to be a NY-only thing. Figures. (heh)

After it was pointed out to me that the Jewish fans would be happy, I do vaguely recall seeing on SNY SportsDesk a few weeks ago that one of the games (can’t remember which) was moved from 4pm to 1pm for Yom Kippur. I remember thinking at the time: Who the fuck cares? That leads me to believe the Jets game was moved, as that would impact NY ticket holders and thus would be worth mentioning. Giants are away, so it wouldn’t matter to the NY audience if it got moved back.

Huh. Maybe I’m wrong. The Lions are getting punished by bettors too much for least year’s season - for one thing, it was a fluke - for two, many of those games weren’t out of reach, it’s not like they were losing 50-10 every game - and three they turned over half the roster this year. Detroit will win a few games this year, and I can’t imagine the Redskins will blow them out.

I ended up putting small/medium bets on Det +6.5, Det +220 moneyline, and a teaser with Packers -1, Det +13, and Browns +20. If the teaser pays out, I break even for the day, and it seems like a pretty reasonable one. If it doesn’t, I can say “well, you’re a dumbass, no more sports betting this year”

Although I think I’m slightly above even in sportsbetting in 3 years with dozens of bets (maybe 2-4% ROI, I’d have to double check), so I’m not too terrible.

Yeah, I don’t know about that. In 2008 the Lions scored 268 points while letting up 517, for a net point differential of -249. Dividing by 16, their average losing score was 32-17. That ain’t so hot. I know 6-10 is way better than 0-16, but for perspective the Packers scored 419 while letting up 380, for a net of +39. The Packers actually did lose a lot of close games, and their net point total reflects that. The Lions, not so much.

I love that teaser.

Didn’t really have time to finish my predictions but I figured I’d get these on the books anyways. Won’t be particularly interesting I’m afraid.

Late Games				

** Chicago 1½ SEATTLE 37 **
No Hasselbeck this week, the Bears D should roll. The offense needs to get the ground game going though.

The Pick: Bears 26 - Seahawks 10

** New Orleans 6 BUFFALO 52 **
Expect another huge fantasy day for New Orleans. Weather won’t be a factor and the Bills won’t be able to keep up.

The Pick: Saints 38 - Bills 28

** SAN DIEGO 6 Miami 44 **
San Diego has been an enigma but the Dolphins passing attack is really suffering with Pennington. There’s just no threat deeper than about 10 yards and the poor Chargers secondary should get a pass as a result.

The Pick: Chargers 28 - Dolphins 12

** Pittsburgh 4 CINCINNATI 37 **
I’m on board with the nutty Cincy fans around here this week. The Steelers really haven’t looked good and the Bengals pass rush could have another big game. My fantasy team needs a big game from Mendenhall though.

The Pick: Bengals 20 - Steelers 18

** Denver 1½ OAKLAND 35½ **
I don’t like the idea of Kyle Orton throwing against what looks to be a very good Raiders secondary.

The Pick: Raiders 17 - Broncos 13

** ARIZONA 2½ Indianapolis 48 **
Really interesting game. Not sure if the Warner performance last week was a fluke or not but the Cards have given reason for attention. I’m not sure if you feel good about last week’s win if your the Colts or not. When in doubt go with the home team.

The Pick: Cardinals 27 - Colts 20

Monday, Sep. 28				

** DALLAS 9 Carolina 47½ **
Guess we get another week of primetime announcers blathering on about Jonestown. This should be fun.

The Pick: Cowboys 23 - Panthers 20

Hah, I think you meant fan, singular. I believe I am the only one (well, except maybe guys like Senor Beef sheerly by proxy).

I hope your prediction proves prescient. Also, I love alliteration.

Huh, I didn’t think it was quite that much. I remember a few games where they had late rallies to get it within a score.

Now that I saw Ernie Sims in their inactive list, my heart sunk. I didn’t realize he was hurt. He’s one of their 2 good players. Ahh!