NFL Week 3

I forgot Dan Dierdorf was providing color for the Ravens/Texans game.

Time to mute!

Wow. Couldn’t have hoped for a better start! That was a great play by Giovanni Bernard on that first touchdown!

Not exactly the way I wanted this game to start. I think Jeremy Ross should find himself on the street this week.

Thanks for being slow on the challenge, Marv.

To be fair, Rodgers alertly had them line up and run a play really quickly before Marvin could get a good look at it. It’s too bad too…Marvin is likely reticent about throwing the red flag on a play like that because he’s been so bad at it over the years and lost so many of them.

Josh Gordon just schooled that corner ridiculously. I can’t believe dipshit Lombardi wants to get rid of him. He’s going to be a top 5 WR if he keeps his head on straight.

Batshit crazy? Sounds like what I wanted to know. Tell me more?

Gordon caught a 47 yard bomb, ran an amazing WR screen that looked like Adrian Peterson out there, and just ran a great reverse. If they’re just showcasing him for a trade they’ll wish I stopped at the raping boots.

Brian Hoyer!

That’s a damn big “if.” Then again, he is a wideout.

Not sure if Hoyer is really any good. Gordon and Cameron making it look good.

Thank you Bengals for keeping the Packers in a game they shouldn’t be.

The Dalton INT was a really bad pass, so that’s on him. The Gresham fumble was unfortunate…he needs to secure the ball better.

That last play though…BJGE had no chance. Clay Matthews is an animal. By rights, coming off the backside and the run going the other way, he should have never been able to make that play. But he leaped like a panther and hit BJGE before he even had a chance to secure the ball it happened so fast. Great play by a great player.

I was hoping that the first two weeks were flukey, but no…the Giants’ offense is just flat-out-horrible. Worst of the Manning era, by far.

I feel bad that I didn’t get Andy Dalton anything.

Browns run D is real. Peterson at 3 ypc.

Holy shit. Fake punt followed by fake fg for TD. Not tanking apparently.

Wow, the Browns aren’t screwing around. Ballsy coaching, good to see. Good to know my ability to warp the universe to make my fantasy picks completely wrong is still strong.

I think the fake fg was an automatic read sort of thing. They left Cameron uncovered.

The NFL has some stupid rules.