408 / 2 = 204 + 204 + 110 = 518. I’ll take it.
I picked the top passer and the top rusher, and Welker was the first time I’ve gotten a receiver over 100 yards.
I think this puts me solidly in second, within shouting distance of SenorBeef. But I’ve used all the top QBs already, gotta hope I hit some lucky picks there. I do have several good RBs left.
EDIT: OK, solidly in second is a stretch - I was looking at raw totals. I think I’ll be a bit ahead of RNATB.
I can’t even remember the last time somebody scored an adjusted 400, so nice job 
Looks like the only other 400’s were both in week 1 - SenorBeef’s 548 monster with Brady/McFadden/Marshall, and Omni’s 406 with Rivers/McFadden/Megatron.
Getting them in early, just in case I forget:
Used:
QB: Eli Manning, Philip Rivers, Matt Schaub, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Cam Newton; Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Big Ben, Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez, Tom Brady, Josh Freeman, Matt Stafford
RB: Frank Gore, Darren McFadden, LeSean McCoy, Ryan Matthews, Arian Foster. Matt Forte, Rashard Mendenhall, Fred Jackson, Stephen Jackson, MJD, Demarco Murray, Michael Turner, Ray Rice
WR: Marques Colston, Calvin Johnson, Kenny Britt, Roddy White, Hakeem Nicks, Mike Wallace, Miles Austin, AJ Green, Brandon Lloyd. Steve Smith (CAR), Anquan Boldin, Greg Jennings, Wes Welker
Week 14:
Carson Palmer
Chris Johnson
Vincent Jackson
Romo
Rice
Graham
Used
QB - Philip Rivers, Rex Grossman, Drew Brees, Matthew Stafford, Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Cassel, Eli Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Cam Newton, Tony Romo, Tom Brady
RB - Darren McFadden, Peyton Hillis, Michael Turner, Chris Johnson, Adrian Peterson, Shonn Greene, Ray Rice, Ryan Matthews, Steven Jackson, Frank Gore, Michael Bush, Rashard Mendenhall, LaGarrett Blount
WR - Calvin Johnson, Greg Jennings, Brandon Marshall, Larry Fitzgerald, Percy Harvin, Miles Austin, Vincent Jackson, DeSean Jackson, Victor Cruz, Dez Bryant, Steve Smith 1.0, Jimmy Graham
Week 14 Picks
Alex Smith
MJD
Torrey Smith
qb - freeman, grossman, fitzpatrick, painter, stafford, rodgers, romo, roethlisberger, manning, newton, alex smith, matt ryan, brady
rb - hillis, greene, mendenhall, forte, blount, turner, mcfadden, cj2k, jackson, mjd, marshawn, demarco murray, gore
wr - nicks, johnson, santana moss, calvin johnson, ec mike williams, bryant, cruz, bowe, smith 1, jennings, brandon lloyd, welker
this week:
Rivers
Crabtree
Ray Rice
240/2 + 103 + 63 = 286
Week 14:
Carson Palmer
Chris Johnson
Vincent Jackson
245 / 2 = 122.5 + 23 + 55 = 200.5. Brutal. Less than two of my picks had last week by themselves.
Spreadsheet up in a reasonably timely fashion this week.
Week 14
Overall
Used
QB - Philip Rivers, Rex Grossman, Drew Brees, Matthew Stafford, Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Cassel, Eli Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Cam Newton, Tony Romo, Tom Brady, Alex Smith
RB - Darren McFadden, Peyton Hillis, Michael Turner, Chris Johnson, Adrian Peterson, Shonn Greene, Ray Rice, Ryan Matthews, Steven Jackson, Frank Gore, Michael Bush, Rashard Mendenhall, LaGarrett Blount, MJD
WR - Calvin Johnson, Greg Jennings, Brandon Marshall, Larry Fitzgerald, Percy Harvin, Miles Austin, Vincent Jackson, DeSean Jackson, Victor Cruz, Dez Bryant, Steve Smith 1.0, Jimmy Graham, Torrey Smith
Week 15 Picks
Jake Locker
Arian Foster
Wes Welker
Used:
QB: Eli Manning, Philip Rivers, Matt Schaub, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Cam Newton; Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers, Big Ben, Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez, Tom Brady, Josh Freeman, Matt Stafford, Carson Palmer
RB: Frank Gore, Darren McFadden, LeSean McCoy, Ryan Matthews, Arian Foster. Matt Forte, Rashard Mendenhall, Fred Jackson, Stephen Jackson, MJD, Demarco Murray, Michael Turner, Ray Rice, CJ2K
WR: Marques Colston, Calvin Johnson, Kenny Britt, Roddy White, Hakeem Nicks, Mike Wallace, Miles Austin, AJ Green, Brandon Lloyd. Steve Smith (CAR), Anquan Boldin, Greg Jennings, Wes Welker, Vincent Jackson
Week 15:
Andy Dalton
Felix Jones
Jordy Nelson
Who dares me to go with Tim Tebow at QB this week!?
qb - freeman, grossman, fitzpatrick, painter, stafford, rodgers, romo, roethlisberger, manning, newton, alex smith, matt ryan, brady, rivers
rb - hillis, greene, mendenhall, forte, blount, turner, mcfadden, cj2k, jackson, mjd, marshawn, demarco murray, gore, ray rice
wr - nicks, johnson, santana moss, calvin johnson, ec mike williams, bryant, cruz, bowe, smith 1, jennings, brandon lloyd, welker, crabtree
this week:
Drew Brees
Arian Foster
Victor Cruz
I nearly went with Tebow. The Pats’ secondary is that bad.
Christian Ponder
Chris Johnson
Percy Harvin
Pondering a last minute change to Tebow.
Way to find yet another way to fuck me Chris Johnson.
And Percy Harvin. Averaging like 90 yards a game over the last month, gets to play against one of the worst pass defenses in the league… and… 8 yards so far.
Foster is finally getting it going, but with the Texans down big he’s going to end up with a zillion worthless receiving yards.
Pretty sure Chris Johnson’s yardage has actually gone down since I last posted.
Somehow I forgot that I picked Christian Fucking Ponder and he has 18 yards. 18 FUCKING YARDS AGAINST ONE OF THE WORST PASS Ds IN THE GAME
Holy shit this week is astoundingly bad. I’m going to blow what was a huge lead in this league. FFS. I’m going to set a record for the most futile week by far.