Nick Fury = David Hasselhoff

Cafe Society
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I just watched part of a movie I didn’t know existed.
Nick Fury agent of SHEILD starring David Hasselhoff pretty funny.

On a Wow that really sucked scale of 1 =bad but not that bad and 10 = Incredible piece of Crap how do you suppose that compared with Dolph Lundgren’s version of the Punisher. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the Dolph Version but I’d guess they were equally awful. both in the 7- 8 range. Real stinkers

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But it had David Hasselhoff with an eyepatch. Pirate David Hasselhoff!

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Yeah, I caught about ten minutes of this one night. Talk about WTF.

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Yeah, that one was dreadful. Viper was Baron von Strucker’s daughter?! WTF? And they replaced her sexy sleek green outfit with this fugly thing. As far as D-grade Marvel characters to make a live-action appearance go, Werner von Strucker is definitely down there.