Elton
Obviously the homosexuals are destroying the sanctity of marriage. I blame Elton for the failure of the Match Made in Heaven that was the Simpson household.
Good thing your daddy made you save yourself for marriage, Jessica! This failed mariage opens up the possibility for Jessica’s entrance into full-fledged Skankhood, * a la* Brittney.
I forsee a long period of short-lived relationships that will captivate the tabloids.