NIST police lieutanant charnged with cooking meth in NIST

Turns out not only was the injured guard involved, he’s a supervisor!

Huh, that’s right across the street from where I live. I was out at that time, but I’m surprised I didn’t hear anything else about this. I always knew something was going on behind those fences.

I used to live right down Rt 28. I remember when it was the Bureau of Standards.

Wait…the Bureau of Standards changed? Is that even legal? :confused:

It’s not National Institute of Standards and Technology. They have a massive campus, full of deer that like to sometimes jump the fence and get hit by cars. It’s been that for at least 10 years as I’ve lived there for that long.

Hey, we need a traceable standard for meth. The guy was just trying to help.

Well if it’s not the Bureau of Standards and it’s not the National Institute of Standards and Technology, when what is it?

Probably not lupus or the Spanish Inquisition either; it’s never one of those. :smiley:

Nice. Stratum-0 stimulants.

Take that, Heisenberg!

What unit of measure does one use for “Meth-ness?”

The NTSC-50. It’s the average number of months, for that particular batch of meth, until the user has no teeth and sunken cheeks.

“Dude, I scored some meth with a NTSC-50 of 3!”

According to Bartley’s lawyer, this isn’t far off the mark.