Blue laws are incredibly stupid and shortsighted, a remnant of Prohibition thinking, a way for local governments to try to rule our lives.
Take the fine state of Indiana where I live as a perfect example.
Not only can you not buy beer on a Sunday before noon, you can’t buy it AT ALL on a Sunday. The kicker is that you CAN buy it at a bar, or liquour if you prefer, provided that the bar sells a certain percentage of food against it’s liquor sales in order to obtain a “Sunday License” (read: tax revenue).
It’s complete bullshit. So, I can drive my ass to a bar on a Sunday and get fucking shitfaced, then drive home, risking a DUI, but I can’t buy beer from a retail store on Sunday and drink it at home, where getting shitfaced is a far safer option. Thanks Indiana!
Furthermore, in Indiana, the beer sold in grocery stores is WARM. I suppose the geniuses that passed this law thought that someone that was desperate enough to get their drink on wouldn’t drink warm beer. And this is every day of the week!
If you want cold beer in Indiana, you have to buy it from a liquor store, where (you guessed it!) beer is FAR more expensive than the warm shit you can buy from a grocery store.
I’m sure grocery store owners are thankful for the reduced costs associated with selling warm beer (“Just stack it in a pile over there”) as opposed to refrigerating it, but…c’mon!
These laws make ZERO sense. So I live in a dry county, but you make me needlessly drive to county X to stock up on booze. Sweet!
And what about states like Kentucky, where, like the OP states, you can’t buy beer until noon on a Sunday?
Well shitfire boys, not only can you not buy beer until noon, you also cannot buy wine or liquour in Kentucky on a Sunday! Because everyone knows that this law is preventing people from getting drunk on a Sunday becasue it limits their options!
:rolleyes:
This is indeed a leftover religious bullshit law that needs repealing across the country. How hypocritical is it that I cannot buy beer on a Sunday in Indiana, warm as it is, chill it and drink it at home, but yet I can DRIVE (you know, that DUI thingie) to a bar and do as many shots of whatever liquour I please and then DRIVE home?
Makes sense to me.
It’s bullshit. Thank God I live just across the state line between Ohio and Indiana where conveniently placed drive thrus on the Ohio side will sell me my drugs on a Sunday.
As we all know, drive-thrus are just the thing for the drunk on the go.