no boom?
Well, I’ll be double-damned.:mad:
no boom?
Well, I’ll be double-damned.:mad:
No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There’s always a boom tomorrow.
And boom yesterday. The rule is, boom tomorrow and boom yesterday, but never boom today. It’s boom every other day, you see.
Great! Now if only we could forget what they’re used for…
Cue Annie:
“The boom’ll go offffffff TO-morrow!
Your atoms smashed together, on tomorrow, like the sun!
The boom’ll come out, TO-morrow! Clears away the buildings
and the cities, 'til there’s none!”
Having worked in the military-industrial complex, I know that ordnance (bombs) is perhaps the most thoroughly documented product on earth. The detail of the documentation is beyond belif.
So, I think a bit of exaggeration is involved.
I guess there’s always "boom for improvement’!
Not the most well-written article, since at best (worst?) no one’s forgotten how to build nuclear weapons, just how to manufacture one component, and that component apparently is used only in compact thermonuclear (fusion) weapons. Presumably we can still merrily build and detonate the old-fashioned big-assed fission kind to our heart’s content if we want.
Seems the specific item that’s giving trouble is known as ‘fogbank’, an aerogel that presumably is somewhat more complicated to manufacture than polystyrene, which, I seem to recall reading somewhere, was used in some of the early fission weapons.
BTW, the blog I linked to (also reachable from the OP’s link) has a number of wonderful little bits of lore in it, including this gem of top secretness:
In fact, please forget that you just read any of that.
Cue John Lee Hooker:
Boomboomboomboom: gonna shoot ya right down,
Boomboomboomboom: If I only knew how.
So, nobody thought to write this information down?
They don’t have engineering drawing document control?
Maybe it’s written under the drawer in a desk or something, like the combination to the wall safe.
<Marvin Martian>Where’s the ka-boom? There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom! And who took my Illudium-Pu36 explosive space mod-u-lator?
I’m getting angry! (Huff. Puff.) So very angry! (Huff. Puff.)
K-9, go get that retired earth creature weapons scientist! Here’s a pot full of money you can use as bait. </Marvin Martian>
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IIRC from the last time I heard this story, they lost the original information. Being so secret there weren’t a lot of copies, or a lot of directions as to where the data was stored which made that a lot easier to lose it.
So, I guess there is no need to worry about North Korea or Iran developing these weapons.
Wheew, that was close.
I call BS along with Ralph124c.
Have they tried looking under the couch cushions?
A limited supply substance called “fogbank” that has to be replaced due to deterioration sounds like tritium gas to me. Fog being linked to water and thus tritium (hydrogen-3).
From Wiki:
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Production history
According to IEER’s 1996 report about the United States Department of Energy, only 225 kg of tritium has been produced in the US since 1955. Since it is continuously decaying into helium-3, the stockpile was approximately 75 kg at the time of the report.[3]
Tritium for American nuclear weapons was produced in special heavy water reactors at the Savannah River Site until their shutdown in 1988; with the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty after the end of the Cold War, existing supplies were sufficient for the new, smaller number of nuclear weapons for some time. Production was resumed with irradiation of lithium-containing rods (replacing the usual boron-containing control rods) at the commercial Watts Bar Nuclear Generating Station in 2003-2005 followed by extraction of tritium from the rods at the new Tritium Extraction Facility at SRS starting in November 2006**
If they need more tritium, they just need to go stop Dr Octopus from making a mini sun again.
Even though most stories about incompetence of our government are believable this one is really doubtful. It somewhat reminds me of the story that NASA somehow lost the blueprints of the Saturn V rocket. Yeah, they just misplaced them in the same huge warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant was placed.
I thought I’d heard about this before, and then once I heard the term “fogbank” I remembered this was a the subject of a Slashdot discussion back in March. Some of the more interesting opinions from that page:
There is often more to a design than just the information represented in the engineering documentation. Sometimes there are production methods which are not fully documented and highly operator dependent (informally called “tribal knowledge”). Or there is a particular piece of tooling that is no longer available and the information to manufacture it is not in evidence, requiring expensive and error-prone reverse engineering. And yes, sometimes information becomes abandoned after production is shut down and is lost in some archive or damaged beyond use by improper storage methods.
As it happens, I work with legacy rocket systems, and it has been the case in many instances that the engineering documentation, particularly information like Design Analysis Reports, test reports, and attendant data and models, which are not necessary for production builds, is irretrievably lost, damaged in storage, or the “Best Available Copy” is too blurry or incomplete to build from.
In the particular case of the Apollo system, I know for a fact that while the engineering drawings for the Lunar Module are still available, many of the tooling drawings, material specifications, vendor procured component specs, et cetera are not available, having been lost or destroyed by subcontractors to Grumman, thus making it impossible to produce a LM to the same specifications as the original. I can’t speak to the Saturn rocket system other than to note that while certain elements are still in use today, many of the subcontractors to The Boeing Company such as Rocketdyne, Douglas Aircraft, Fairchild Semiconductor, North American Aviation, et cetera, have gone through numerous mergers, reorganizations, buyouts, et cetera, and so both the official documentation and tribal knowledge has certainly been lost.
As for the case linked by the o.p., the engineering and scientist talent for the nuclear weapon industry has declined dramatically due to uncertainty in the long term stability of those jobs, lack of prestige, and opportunities for young graduates in other fields. I would find it not at all surprising that there is difficulty in reproducing some elements of nuclear designs, though I would be surprised if complete manufacturing and aging surveillance documentation were not available for a weapon maintained in the Active Stockpile. As a side note, the W76 has a reputation for being a somewhat craptastic design that has some significant safety and reliability concerns. SWFPAC was replacing W76 with the more modern W88 warheads on the D-5 Trident II SLBMs that are fully one-point-safe compliant and use insensitive high explosive until Savannah River shut down plutonium production. I’m surprised that the Navy isn’t decommissioning W76s given the scaling back of the Strategic Fleet.
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