NO! Comcast Heavy Metal is OUR generation!

[Warning quite possibly the lamest rant ever!]
So Comcast you decide to give bands like Limp bisket, Godsmack and what ever the hell else bands that are popular with the teens and early twenties crowd these days the label of Heavy Metal, while pawning MY generations music like Billy Idol, Iron maiden and Metallica as POWER ROCK? WTF?

Here’s a clue Comcast WE came up with the term Heavy Metal! Tell the younger generation to come up with their own fucking name!

The powers that be can take my youth from me but they can’t take my music gahdammit! THIS is where I put my foot down!
That is all… And for those of you still in the dark I’m talking about Comcasts (cable provider) digital music where they give different music stations different names accordingly. They gave the station that plays the music I grew up to and knew as Heavy Metal the lable of Power Rock!

You tell em!

Bang their heads!! :wink: (Power Rock? Wtf…)

We’re not gonna take it! No! No, we ain’t gonna take it! We’re not gonna take it anymore!

(Sorry…I couldn’t resist…)

Someone did, it’s called Nu-metal.

Stupid term for a genre I might add.

power rock? thats almost as shit as nu-metal.

would anybody who grew up on the good old stuff (maiden, slayer, metallica before load etc) actually call it that?

“hey, you know that metal we’ve been listening to all these years? its power rock!”
perhaps it can have a little metal hand signal as its emblem

i dont know what comcast is, but it sounds like it bites arse

Yes, but its a stupid term for an even stupider genre, so it fits.

Jon

You do realize that “heavy metal” goes back much further, right? Black Sabbath, Rainbow, Deep Purple… those were the bands that were originally labelled “Heavy Metal.” As much of a fan of Judas Priest, Iron Maiden et. al. as I was, they were definitely second generation “metals” bands, and thus no more entitled to the moniker than the bands you’re slagging now.

“Metals” bands? :smack:

SHAKES to cheer you up a little. I was at a Mettalica gig the other week with Limp bisket supporting. The crowd was half kids half people like me (32). Limp bisket were bottled(plastic BTW) and boo’d off the stage by the older crowd :smiley:

BTW Billy Idol wasn’t metal :wink:

Metallica :o

Some of it ain’t so bad.

Generally Led Zeppelin is considered to be the first heavy metal band. Black Sabbath is right there also. What happened in the 1980s with the hair, spandex, and lip gloss is a crime against humanity. Loverboy? Triumph? White Lion? All forcibly scorched into my memory banks. I want those brain cells back!

Actually Priest’s first album came out around '73, so by your logic, they can be called metal.

I think, although I’m not sure, Blue Cheer was considered to be the first metal band. Just an IMHO…Zep were way too much of a poofter hippy band to be metal :smiley:

THAT was truly a beautiful thing. :stuck_out_tongue:
Jon

Hmm well I have to say I’d label all of it as metal… however there are 2 categories. Metal which sucks, and metal which does not suck. Bands such as Limp Bizkit can be safely labled “sucky” whereas older bands typically were not dependent on a single chord making up the majority of the song, and thus, did not suck.

Heheh Nitro, sounds like we went to the same concert… pretty much the same thing happened in Philly. Limp Bizkit couldn’t even get the crowd to cheer. An extremely happy moment for me.

It looks as though “heavy metal” as a pop phrase started with William S. Burroughs. As mentioned in the above article, Lester Bangs is supposed to have used the phrase in a review of an album by MC5.

It has been attributed to Steppenwolf ("…heavy metal thunder"), but it has been generally established that they were talking about motorcycles.

Mentions of a review of The Jimi Hendrix Experience as “…like heavy metal falling from the sky” seem to be apocryphal.

In any case, Comcast sucks, Jimi and William are both dead, and Limp Bizkit is steaming whiny shit (except for One Of Those Days Which is still steaming whiny shit, but I like it).

Hee hee hee.

Hate to tell you this, SHAKES, but I used to have an album, from the unquestionably 1970s-dated Ronco label, entitled, **“Phil Spector Presents: POWER ROCK!” **

Complete with a nice shiny electric bass arrowing phallicly into the cover.

There must’ve been eighteen or twenty tracks on that shitty record, all 3:05 minute radio cut-jobs. The only track I regularly played was Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid.” But I’m pretty sure that among other bands featured were Deep Purple… and a bunch of crap which wasn’t cool then and sure as hell isn’t worth thinking about now.

Anyway, I think it’s possible that the term “power rock” actually appeared within ten years of the term “heavy metal” (as used by Steppenwolf in 1968), and the two terms appear to have been used interchangably.

Yucky, but true.

I think of true heavy metal as the classic metal bands of the 70’s and 80’s like Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Motorhead and Saxon.

Bands like AC/DC and Led Zeppelin were more hard rock than heavy metal. “Power rock” would be crap like Journey and Foreigner.

In the late 80’s, metal fragmented in a number of subgenres like “speed metal,” “death metal,” etc. The move towards speed/thrash was spearheaded by the likes of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer.

The most commercially successful subgenre was the “hair metal” (also called “glam” or “pop” metal) explosion of bands like Motley Crue, Poison, Warrant and Bon Jovi. Hair metal mostly sucks but there’s a cool song here or there.

“Nu metal” from what I’ve heard, is a bunch of damn yelling. These kids today have no taste.

“Hey man, is that POWER ROCK?! Well tuuuurnn it UP, man!”

Heh.

Its hard, really, to draw definative boundaries based solely upon chronology.

Alice Cooper would probably be the first to have reached the Metal monikers, but he was very closely followed(and independantly) by the likes of Yardbirds, Cream, Spencer Davis in the '60’s.

Most of these earlier groups would probably considered themselves as heavy rock, or taking the R & B genre further on down the road.
Led Zepp were certainly a blues based outfit, Clapton, and most other notable electric guitarists took much of their inspiration from blues, especially from folk like Howlin’ Wolf, Muddy Waters and John Lee Hooker.

I personally think that heavy metal was a development of R & B that took further on where the Rolling Stones stopped short.

Old Heavy Metal bands would be Deep Purple, Sabbath,Coliseum Wishbone Ash, Uriah Heep, some of this would border on to progressive rock with bands such as the Nice.

Metal is to me moving further from those older Heavy Metal bands into the hyper fast guitar hammering style such as Metallica, Megadeath and the old R & B roots have all but dissapeared.

Power Metal is also known in the UK as ‘Cock Rock’ of ‘Hair rock’ with bands like Boston, Kansas,Styx, and Toto being the exponents.

Unless your opinions vary.

To me bands such as, AC/DC, and Iron Maiden have a no-nonsense pretty basic approach to music and are maybe closer to rock and roll than blues in origin.

Then you get on to things like Free, Bad Company, UFO, Krokus that don’t fit neatly into these but are still very much hard rock.

Limp Bizkit, whilst being loud enough, do not belong to any of these groupings, and Comcast classification of Metallica and Iron Maiden are well out of it, as they don’t really belong in the same sub-genre and would not belong in the power Metal genre which would include Rainbow, and Whitesnake, and the middle to later period of Black Sabbath.

According to allmusic.com , Limp Bizkit is classified as the following:

FWIW, I’ve always thought they were rather boring. There’s a pilot for a show called Next! with Bob Odenkirk (of Mr. Show ) and they have a mock-up of Strom Thurmond making fun of today’s music. He mistakenly calls the band Lump Bisquick which always makes me smile when I hear of Limp Bizkit.

:smiley: