My office is right next to the lady in Accounts Payable who is in charge of the company expense reports. A lot of people want to make sure they get their money back as soon as possible, so they like to hand deliver them to her. Quite often she is not in her office, usually due to some useless meeting or whatever. Without fail, they always walk into my office and ask me, “Do you know where Cheryl is?”
Look, assface. I don’t even work in the same department as she does. She doesn’t keep me informed of her whereabouts. Besides, if you put the form in her mailbox, one of her people will process it for you before the day is out. Can’t you just stick it under her door or something? You’re $21.00 expense report for doughnuts really isn’t that vital in the grand scheme of things. I don’t care if we can bill the client for it. If you’re personal finances are so fucked up that you need to get $21.00 right away, then you need to just declare bankrupcy and go walk off a cliff. You are merely polluting the gene pool.
Yet another reason I work with headphones.